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Who are your scum of the earth?

People that turn right on red from the opposite side of a left green arrow.

That would be me.

If you're talking about the people with the green arrow turning onto two-lanes in the same direction. Maintain your lane! Then the cars waiting to turn right can do so at the same time.

Win/Win ... ya scum ;)
 
People that spend 5 minutes at the checkout counter attempting to decide which scratcher tickets they want to purchase and then stand there and scratch them off.

People in the drive through at McDonalds that act like they have never been to a McDonalds before and take forever to order.
 
Always a lot of candidates from the traffic and driving category, but clearly the scummiest scumbags gotta be the texters. Well drunk, or drunk and texting while driving is pretty bad too ...

Excellent commercial right now depicting a mother on facebook with a little one in back ... BOOM! In an instant lives are changed, destroyed.

Please don't text and drive.



(Sorry if I got too serious ... but I don't want any of you a-holes to take me out ... except natural, of course... KIDDING!)
 
Drivers that turn right when pedestrians or bicyclists have the right of way

People who don't feel bicyclists should be on the roads
 
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* Left-laners
* Golfers who play music
* Whoever is responsible for "The View."

Oh get over yourself. You aren't on the PGA Tour. It's such a small amount of time that you will actually be close enough to another group to hear their music anyways. Not that it should matter.
 
* Left-laners
* Golfers who play music
* Whoever is responsible for "The View."

So much this.

People who need electronic stimulation 24/7 should just stay off the golf course.

One of the greatest benefits of golf is the closeness to nature. People enjoy the serenity of a golf course and the respite from a noise-polluted world.

Then some a-hole drives up on them blasting some crap music. Unbelievably inconsiderate and so opposite the spirit of the game.
 
Living in Chicago we have a lot of beggars. Their motto is "You work hard so we don't have to."

Came across a fiftty-ish black guy, always pleading "Help me out" or "I need money for food." He was always pretty sprightly, could follow you for half a block if he thought he had a chance.

One day I was walking behind him and perhaps a friend of his. The friend pointed to a sign that a local grocery store was now hiring. The beggar said, and I quote, "I don't want no job!!"

True story, believe it or not if you will. He is the scum of the earth in Chicago and there are thousands like him. They don't want no job, they just want the money you make from your job.
 
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So...bicyclists?

Living in Chicago we have a lot of beggars. Their motto is "You work hard so we don't have to."

Came across a fiftty-ish black guy, always pleading "Help me out" or "I need money for food." He was always pretty sprightly, could follow you for half a block if he thought he had a chance.

One day I was walking behind him and perhaps a friend of his. The friend pointed to a sign that a local grocery store was now hiring. The beggar said, and I quote, "I don't want no job!!"

True story, believe it or not if you will. He is the scum of the earth in Chicago and there are thousands like him. They don't want no job, they just want the money you make from your job.
 
Living in Chicago we have a lot of beggars. Their motto is "You work hard so we don't have to."

Came across a fiftty-ish black guy, always pleading "Help me out" or "I need money for food." He was always pretty sprightly, could follow you for half a block if he thought he had a chance.

One day I was walking behind him and perhaps a friend of his. The friend pointed to a sign that a local grocery store was now hiring. The beggar said, and I quote, "I don't want no job!!"

True story, believe it or not if you will. He is the scum of the earth in Chicago and there are thousands like him. They don't want no job, they just want the money you make from your job.
Chicago beggars are very aggressive.
 
So much this.

People who need electronic stimulation 24/7 should just stay off the golf course.

One of the greatest benefits of golf is the closeness to nature. People enjoy the serenity of a golf course and the respite from a noise-polluted world.

Then some a-hole drives up on them blasting some crap music. Unbelievably inconsiderate and so opposite the spirit of the game.

Lol. Go take a hike in the woods if you're wanting some closeness to nature.
 
Lol. Go take a hike in the woods if you're wanting some closeness to nature.

I agree that golfing isnt the best way to connect with nature, but what makes people think that everyone within the immediate vicinity wants to hear their favorite music?? I've got news for 98% of you: YOUR MUSIC SUCKS, and I shouldnt have to listen to it in public.
 
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People who have access to almost every piece of music ever made, (ipods & phone downloads, internet jukeboxes, etc.), yet choose to repeatedly play some of the most overplayed music to ever hit the popular terrestrial airwaves. Yes, pleeeeese play "Welcome to the Jungle", " Don't Stop Believin'" and " Crazy Train" AGAIN.
 
That would be me.

If you're talking about the people with the green arrow turning onto two-lanes in the same direction. Maintain your lane! Then the cars waiting to turn right can do so at the same time.

Win/Win ... ya scum ;)

Drivers that turn right when pedestrians or bicyclists have the right of way

People who don't feel bicyclists should be on the roads



These guys.
 
Runners or cyclists that don't understand you bike with traffic but run against it and, this is where it gets really tricky, when on our paved trail system, EVERYONE stays to the right! Even my dumb ass can figure it out!

Trail law breakers...not picking up after dogs, not announcing when passing, stopping on the trail, etc.

High school kids driving around with a big confederate flag on their truck. I don't get into the debate about the flag, but if you live in NE Iowa do you have southern pride or are you just trying to say "I hate ni**ers!"

People that don't appreciate the beauty of a Busch light while also being able to enjoy Pinedrops.

Oh, and Iowa State fans.
 
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People that want to tell you about their kids all day.
People that watch you work while not helping. Then let you know what you are doing wrong.
People that take a left on buisey road with no left turn lane. When there is a left turn lane 1 f $cking block down the road. Ogden avenue Chicago is famous for that.
 
- People in their forties who buy trucks and stop at the accessory shop to get "rims" put on before the truck ever hits their driveway.

- People who think that starting a vehicle (anything manufactured in the last 20 years or so, that is) requires not only turning the key, but also putting the gas pedal to the floor.

My idiot neighbors occupy both of these categories. There are 4 vehicles in the family. Each vehicle is a white truck, with oversized aftermarket wheels. 3 of the trucks get parked on the street anytime they are home. Two of the drivers (not for certain which two, but I assume the two female morons) floor the gas everytime they start their trucks. I can be in my house with all windows closed, taking a shower with a ceiling fan on high, and music playing at a moderate level, and hear the "VROOM!!!" of their truck starting like it's sitting in my own garage. It's a lovely thing to hear at 2 in the morning while sleeping.
 
People who don't recognize we walk on the right in America.

People who just decide to stop walking in the middle of an airport concouse.

People who wait in line at security and seemed surprised when they get to the front and have to take their laptop out, belt off, ...

People in group 3 that crowd the gate before group 1 is called.

People who recline their seat.
Ha. These are awesome. Especially the hoarding of people at the gate before their group is called. For the most part, people in general are just "all about me." ... We aren't all like that but there are plenty of us who are.
 
I ask this because last night some idiot was insisting he drives better after 3 beers.

So I submit the following answers:

"People who say they do stuff better drunk"

"People who make everything political"

"People who start scum of the earth threads"

Disclaimer: I don't think these people are the scum of the Earth ... they're simply annoying

Anyone who uses a selfie stick
Soccer moms who dress like their teenage daughters
Youth coaches who are simply overboard
Aholes who think they are going to pass all of us (using the right-hand lane) while coming back from Iowa City
Players, coaches, and media who overuse the term "adversity." ... Returning from a two-game suspension for academic reasons is not overcoming adversity
The media, who freely toss out the word "hero" to anyone and everyone (it's a disservice to the real heroes)
The loud person across the room in a crowded bar (you know the one(s))
People who live their lives through Facebook
People who change their Facebook profile pic 3 times a day
Idiots who make videos with the hope "it will go viral"
 
Grunting guy at the gym who insists on lifting more than he should. As I approach my late 30's I've learned my limits. I've also learned that other people aren't fooled by a red face and a grunt during every rep.
 
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People that can't flush the toilet in a public restroom, I don't need to see what you ate the night before.

Little league parents who think their 7 year old is going to be the next Pele, screaming from the sidelines like a fatter, uglier Paul Rhoads.

People at the gas station who buy 4 pops, 3 bags of chips, and a couple of candy bars and pay with an EBT card. Then they turn around and pull out a wad of cash and buy 20 bucks worth of tobacco products and lottery tickets.

When you're attending an event that has bleacher seating, you get there early to secure yourself a seat. Then some douchenozzle comes in right before the start and thinks they can just stand in the aisle, blocking the view of everybody else.

Black people that talk through the entire movie at the theatre.
 
People who call a parking office and complain about their $1.80 toll because they fail to realize how it makes their life more convenient.
 
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