Who is wrong here?

[The Tradition]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Maybe she doesn’t like your BBQ.

 

[Huey Grey]

Sonny's is probably code for her getting it hard from the meat man.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Well OP, since you’re almost always wrong, I’m going to have to side with your wife.
It’s also obvious you’re just jelly she wanted someone else’s meat.

 

[SeaPA]

Maybe she doesn’t like your BBQ.

She probably prefers meat smoked over mesquite to meat smoked over Marlboros.

 

[goldmom]

Sonny’s is bad. That’s all.

 

[HROT]

$70 in fast food BBQ for two?
..
.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Trad.... she's seeing someone else bro.


If BBQ is your jam and she openly goes to a shit place on the sabbath, she is taunting you.

Sorry for your loss, hope you have a prenup, keep the miata.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

Nobody

 

[The Tradition]

$70 in fast food BBQ for two?

No, our sons are also here for the holidays.

I was planning to make french dip sandwiches with the leftover prime rib when she sprung this on me.

 

[Kelsers]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

No one was wrong. You did what she wanted.

 

[Moral]

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

 

[noleclone2]

You are in the wrong for being an absolute idiot and not telling the wife and kids to go on with out you and get 90 minutes to yourself to watch Dolphins in peace while eating French Dips and making terrible HBOT posts. You blew it.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Happy wife, happy life.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

IShe replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

You missed a spectacular mic drop opportunity here.

 

[WSC72]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

Since these are not the Dolphins of Csonka, Kiick, Morris, Warfield, Little, Langer, Den Herder, Scott, Buoniconti, Griese, Morrall, Fernandez, Stanfill, Anderson, Yupremian, Twilley, Stephenson, Marino, Duper, Clayton, or any Killer B’s you should have gone to get BBQ and recorded the game.

 

[ICWestfan]

 

[seminole97]

Maybe she doesn’t like your BBQ meat.

1. How long did the drive take?
2. How far away is Sonny's?

 

[seminole97]

Sonny’s is bad. That’s all.

First time I ever went was with colleagues at work, and I didn't like it all (dried out).

Been two or three times since (same location by Sam's) with work crowd again, and it was good.
Not Hamaknockers good, but good.

 

[The Tradition]

1. How long did the drive take?
2. How far away is Sonny's?

About 20 minutes.

 

[The Tradition]

Now that's pretty disturbing....

 

[BelemNole]

Why don’t you have a freezer full of vacuum sealed bbq like the rest of us?

 

[BrianNole777]

About 20 minutes.

Did the wife and kids like it?

 

[TJ8869]

Witches have black tits?

 

[SoProudNole]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

Where to start?

BBQ is the most boring of food groups.

You’re an asshole.

Sonny’s is as good as Trad’s, which is as good as any other mediocre BBQ in mediocre middle Florida.

You’re welcome.

 

[millah_22]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

If you ate a single bite, she was right.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I get that if you're hungry, you don't want to have to wait half a day to eat. It might not be as good as yours/ homemade, but it's good, and it's available.

No one was wrong, she was just hungry.

 

[Kelsers]

I get that if you're hungry, you don't want to have to wait half a day to eat. It might not be as good as yours/ homemade, but it's good, and it's available.

No one was wrong, she was just hungry.

And he was an asshole for making her get the food.

 

[millah_22]

And he was an asshole for making her get the food.

TBF, he didn't really want the food.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

You are an absolute idiot watch Dolphins

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

Technically, you’re wrong OP.

Mrs. Trad asked for BBC from her friend Sonny, not BBQ.

 

[jaxhawk06]

I think Sonny's is alright. Good for some quick, relatively cheap BBQ.

 

[win1forthe]

You can’t beat Sonny’s meat…but she can and very well might have.

 

[seminoleed]

I've been stewing about this, and questionably, I'm asking HBOT for an opinion on this dispute.

Yesterday at about 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Tradition (no pics) says, "I have a hankering for BBQ. Let's go to Sonny's."

What????

I had three rapid-fire thoughts about this:

1. Sonny's BBQ sucks.
   
   
2. The skies to the north were blacker than a witch's tit, and it was getting ready to storm like hell (we got thunder and lightning, 2" of rain, and gale-force winds).
   
   
3. The Dolphins are playing the late afternoon game.

So, as we debated the pros and cons of going out on a lark to Sonny's BBQ, I had to point out that, "I make better BBQ than any freaking franchise crap."

She replied, "I don't have to give Sonny's three days notice before I get to eat it."

Fair enough.

So in the end, she went out in the shitstorm and got the big-ass family bundle ($70+) to-go and we watched the Dolphins while we ate weak-ass, fast-food BBQ.

Who was wrong here?

She was. You should have reminded her the entire lousy chain was started by owned by a Stinkin' Gator'. But hey, your team won!

 

[OrlandNole]

She was. You should have reminded her the entire lousy chain was started by owned by a Stinkin' Gator'.

Sonny Tillman has long since sold the franchise (he's still alive at 95), but the head pitmaster is a former UF football player. I went to school with Sonny's niece. /csb

 

[Rifler]

Who was wrong here?

You,.. you're the Dolphins fan.

 

[goldmom]

No, our sons are also here for the holidays.

I was planning to make french dip sandwiches with the leftover prime rib when she sprung this on me.

Flavored with a cloud of ciggie smoke that you think is normal and don’t even notice of course.
🤧🤢

 

[goldmom]

Sonny Tillman has long since sold the franchise (he's still alive at 95), but the head pitmaster is a former UF football player. I went to school with Sonny's niece. /csb

I went to the original Sonny’s across from the Gainesville Airport (when I was still a student) after a fraternity summer rush party at uf.
The sweet tea was the best thing on the menu. Of course when you’re hung over that would be a great cure.

 

[OrlandNole]

I went to the original Sonny’s across from the Gainesville Airport (when I was still a student) after a fraternity summer rush party at uf.
The sweet tea was the best thing on the menu. Of course when you’re hung over that would be a great cure.

It's still there!