Yeah, what the heck is going on? A walkon gets a scholarship, and a four star gets nothing. A kid ranked in the top 50 doesn't even have an offer going into his junior season! And I'm pretty sure McCaffery knows about him and I HEARD HE IS sleeping with the kids wife!
Meanwhile, we've got nobody transferring. (Yet) Does no one care to make room??? Where's the Creaning!?!? A kid from Muscatine is blowing up the basketball world? What?!?! And he committed already?
We've got two All Big Ten Freshmen coming back as sophomores. The Big Ten's sixth man is going to be a junior. We're running out of guys to pick on, and are reduced to complaining about subs!
We haven't had a good name to call anyone since Oglesby. Sure, we can try WOODY!!! But that just gets posters in a bar fight.
Two four stars coming in next year. FOUR four stars, presuming we ever offer that Patrick kid. Bashers are down to crazy azz thoughts about a final four Indiana Mr. Basketball candidate.
Seems like no one gets in trouble anymore off the court. Nobody flunks anything. In fact, we recently had the #1 Student/Athlete award go to one of our guys. We're getting kids with offers from Ivy League schools.
And to top it all off we're answering the dire need for an athletic point guard by recruiting a 7'2" point guard from South Sudan!!!!
Something's screwed up. We never got to settle how many years to give McCaffery and now it looks like we may never decide until long after he's gone. We still have the same assistants that we've had, minus a few things like Director of Basketball Operations, Video Coordinator and Ice Cream Quality Tester.
Nebraska hasn't passed us. Illinois is starting over again. Crean's gone. Anunoby looks like an idiot for not having picked Iowa.
I tell you it's one of the worst times to be a Lemon Sucker in decades. Completely and unfairly, things are going great despite stupid Barta and dumb Fran and lousy players and everything else!
I have to feel terribly sorry for all the most determined bashers. It must feel like nothing they could do ever turned out right.
And the worst of it? It looks like things are only going to get better!
Damn.