Would you rather let a guy jack you off for 5 minutes or punch you in the dick for 5 minutes?
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Wtf, you've had this happen before? What did you choose?
Depends if it was OP's dad or not.
The jack off for sure.
Back on the elementary school the bros used to ask would you let this male celebrity jerk you off for $500000. We would all always be like hell no.
Now I'm just pretty bummed about all of the money I missed out on not letting celebrities jack me off.
Back on the elementary school the bros used to ask would you let this male celebrity jerk you off for $500000. We would all always be like hell no.
Now I'm just pretty bummed about all of the money I missed out on not letting celebrities jack me off.
Nobody is making you open these threads, gayrod.
Good point. He punches hard as ****.
What's gay about getting jacked off? Don't be a homophobe.
Look how happy Robin williams is after he got jacked off by Dustin Hoffman wearing a wig.
I would definitely let him jack you off, you’re good people. Now trad - punches in the junk.
Reminds me of the joke:
Would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?
Of course I would, who wouldn't?
Would you sleep with someone for twenty dollars?
No, what kind of person do you think I am?
We've established what type of person you are, now, we are just haggling price.
The guy is @The Tradition, so however big his hands are.
Been there done that. Grip is too tight with those.If you're into big hands, i found you a new fleshlight
You must be like me. I can explode the sides out of a tuna can, but i can't hit the bottom.
Do I have to tell people that I had the other option?
Will he be able to keep the punches only to the dick? My dick can take a beating, but the balls can't take too many punches.
Will he be able to keep the punches only to the dick? My dick can take a beating, but the balls can't take too many punches.
I'm confused. Do you want to tell people that you got jacked off but don't want to have to tell them the alternative was getting punched in the dick?
Punches will only be the dick. You can also get your dick hard beforehand if you want.
Can I just tell them I got jacked off and didn't have a choice or do people have to know that I chose the jerk off over the punches? What happens if it goes to completion? Does he have to keep going for the remainder of the 5 minutes? Who gets the semen?
You can tell people whatever you want, but @The Tradition may tell a different story.
If the jerking goes to completion, it ends there, but if the punches goes to completion, he'll keep punching for the full 5 minutes.
@thewop is going to buy the semen. He bought a bunch of mine as an investment and needs to diversify his portfolio.
Seems risky for him as he's going to be tempted to sample the product. Not going to get any return on the investment when you can only sell half the amount you bought.
I understand the dilemma. Do you man up and just take the physical pain and keep your dignity? Or take the easy, almost pleasurable way out, but have it haunt you for the rest of your life.
