Would you rather let a guy jack you off for 5 minutes or punch you in the dick for 5 minutes?

[West Duval Nole]

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help jackoff a horse?

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I'm hoping he can jerk me off with one hand while punching me with the other. Can @The Tradition multitask?

 

[McLovin32]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads were actually good like this and required some serious thought.

 

[millah_22]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads were actually good like this and required some serious thought.

I bet you think about this question a lot.

 

[SoProudNole]

There have been umpteen of these "would you be gay if" threads.

Just stop.

STFU until you stop with the “no pic” shit whenever you mention your three toed wife.

 

[McLovin32]

I bet you think about this question a lot.

If you're into big hands, i found you a new fleshlight

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

I understand the dilemma. Do you man up and just take the physical pain and keep your dignity? Or take the easy, almost pleasurable way out, but have it haunt you for the rest of your life.

Well, unless the dick punches also make you cum. Then it’s best of both worlds, innit?

 

[Flie]

Pic of man?

 

[McLovin32]

Pic of man?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Is there any anal stimulation? Asking for a friend.

 

[Flie]

Only if he makes that face.

 

[gusto79]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads were actually good like this and required some serious thought.

I think my favorite was the original post about jacking off your dad but I think it got deleted. Man this place used to be fun.

 

[3boysmom]

Does he have any skill? Because I may as well take the vajay punch if he's going to leave me frustrated after 5 minutes.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I think my favorite was the original post about jacking off your dad but I think it got deleted. Man this place used to be fun.

I feel like you used to ask a lot of difficult questions

 

[McLovin32]

I think my favorite was the original post about jacking off your dad but I think it got deleted. Man this place used to be fun.

That's the one I was initially looking for. Couldn't find it so I think you're right.

 

[pink shizzle]

Can I close my eyes and imagine someone else is doing the jacking or do I have to make eye contact? Is there lube involved.. I don't want a callus-handed handy ripping me apart.

 

[pink shizzle]

Man this place used to be fun.

This used to be a proper board.

 

[Hawki97]

Can I close my eyes and imagine someone else is doing the jacking or do I have to make eye contact? Is there lube involved.. I don't want a callus-handed handy ripping me apart.

I mean, you're basically asking this:

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I mean, you're basically asking this:

The circumference of that glory hole is intimidating.

 

[JustSayOV]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads were actually good like this and required some serious thought.

Ok here's one......think of Freaky Friday type body/brain swap.....

Would you rather:

1) Bang your mom's body (but knowing it was your wife's brain/soul/person inside that body)

OR

2) Bang your wife's body (but knowing it was your mom's brain/soul/person inside that body)

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Ok here's one......think of Freaky Friday type body/brain swap.....

Would you rather:

1) Bang your mom's body (but knowing it was your wife's brain/soul/person inside that body)

OR

2) Bang your wife's body (but knowing it was your mom's brain/soul/person inside that body)

Whichever one has bigger tits

 

[McLovin32]

The circumference of that glory hole is intimidating.

That's like a glory gap

 

[McLovin32]

Whichever one has bigger tits

I feel like this is the correct answer.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

 

[DeangeloVickers]

Lol at all those pretending you'd even last 5 minutes of the jerking off

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads were actually good like this and required some serious thought.

Apposed to the one I created yesterday where you couldn’t come to a conclusion on which way you wanted to answer so you complained about the thread. Then come here to revive this thread.
You need some help Bro.

 

[McLovin32]

Apposed to the one I created yesterday where you couldn’t come to a conclusion on which way you wanted to answer so you complained about the thread. Then come here to revive this thread.
You need some help Bro.

You're so upset that I won't vote in your poll that you're coming into this thread to bitch about it. Amazing.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

You're so upset that I won't vote in your poll that you're coming into this thread to bitch about it. Amazing.

Actually I’m laughing showing you what type of hypocrite you are.

 

[McLovin32]

Actually I’m laughing showing you what type of hypocrite you are.

Yeah brochacho, you're showing me something alright.

 

[pink shizzle]

I mean, you're basically asking this:

Nice, and hole that accounts for HROT/HBOT girth

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads were actually good like this and required some serious thought.

Thanks for the thread resurrection just so I could give @naturalwma one more like.