I’m not shitting you, I literally shit 15 times yesterday. I kept pissing out my ass. It was brutal. Made @runkpanole ‘s wife wipe my ass for me.
Yesterday was brutalll
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how much did your employer pay you for your time on the shitter?
I'm sorry you acquired the AIDS. Ts & Ps.
You’ve got to stop eating vending machine egg salad sandwiches.
If you think that was brutal, go enjoy some sugar free candy and see how that treats your bowels.
Eeww I wouldn’t even eat one thats wasn’t from a vending machine.
So, I assume the content was about the same as your posts.
Your butthole will need some chapstick from all the wiping.
FYI. She will lick it clean. At least she does for me.
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Try putting sour cream in your ass. Very soothing.
I just had that bruh. Guess we shouldn’t have made out on Monday
I’m assuming this is just an excuse for you to play with your ass 15 times right. “Whoops, my finger poked through the tp right into my butthole again!”
OP cursed me. I took the largest and most painful shite of my life this morning. I'm claiming a 2 pounder
Ooft. I didn’t know Matthew perry literally exploded his colon until last night on the bill Maher, opioids make big old poops I guess.
