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KF probably shouldn’t be retained after this next season. The whole racial aspect on his watch that came forward from so many players was a large black eye. I’m good with erecting a statue of him at Kinnick.


Brian Ferentz has no business being a power 5 head coach in the next couple years. Dude needs to mature.
 
The Office was better when Steve Carell left despite two other terrible characters coming in (Nelly and Robert California).

Steve Carell isn't funny.

I will watch tennis and golf over baseball any day.

I watch women's sports to actually watch them play, not just stare at them.

Alcohol and tobacco should be banned.

Black American rappers, musicians and athletes should drape themselves in the American flag to make the flag something we can unify around and not allow one group of people (rednecks) to feel like they own it.

Did I offend everyone yet? :)
 
Chicken wings are awful. They’re a bunch of work for a sliver of just ok meat that’s really just a vessel for a bunch of low-brow sauces.

So it takes you 20 minutes to eat 20 wings which is the equivalent of 1/2 a breast AND you get your face and hands all dirty.

I’ve never understood why you didn’t just dump your sauce on a breast.
 
Chicken wings are awful. They’re a bunch of work for a sliver of just ok meat that’s really just a vessel for a bunch of low-brow sauces.

So it takes you 20 minutes to eat 20 wings which is the equivalent of 1/2 a breast AND you get your face and hands all dirty.

I’ve never understood why you didn’t just dump your sauce on a breast.

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Chicken wings are awful. They’re a bunch of work for a sliver of just ok meat that’s really just a vessel for a bunch of low-brow sauces.

So it takes you 20 minutes to eat 20 wings which is the equivalent of 1/2 a breast AND you get your face and hands all dirty.

I’ve never understood why you didn’t just dump your sauce on a breast.


You know... I could have been convinced (against my own personal experience and better judgment) that you were right about this. The logic is there on paper. Where you screwed up was suggesting the breast as an alternative to wings as a vessel for sauce. Chicken breast is the tilapia of meats. The lentils of meats. Bland, cheap, and sustaining but spiritually unsatisfying. You have actually reinforced one of the key elements of wings - it's the white meat close enough to some skin and fat to have some flavor.
 
Chicken wings are awful. They’re a bunch of work for a sliver of just ok meat that’s really just a vessel for a bunch of low-brow sauces.

So it takes you 20 minutes to eat 20 wings which is the equivalent of 1/2 a breast AND you get your face and hands all dirty.

I’ve never understood why you didn’t just dump your sauce on a breast.
I ought to kill you. It’s the fat to meat ratio you numbskull. Also, it appears your sad life has been marred by eating wings at shitty bars/restaurants.

I still like your mom, though.
 
The Beatles early music is nowhere near as good as the American originals from the 1950s and their later music isn’t good at all.
 
I thought Hamilton was boring.

Hard seltzer, hard lemonade, hard cider - all delicious and better than German beer. You know I’m right. Be honest.
I disagree about Hamilton and hard cider (too sweet), but I agree on hard selzter and lemonade, as well as German beer. I have tried several but I haven't found one I actually enjoyed (well, at least enjoyed as much as preferred alternatives).
 
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Crackers with can cheese and a Micelob Ultra is legit.

Come at me bros then drop one of your own.
  • IPAs suck. Tastes like you are drinking a pine tree.
  • Chik-fil-a sauce is disgusting.
  • The regular chik-fil-a sandwich is just okay. The spicy is fantastic with mayo.
  • Mayonnaise is wonderful.
  • Ranch dressing is phenomenal when home made from Hidden valley ranch packets, skim milk, and Hellmann's mayo. Store bought ranch in a bottle or in the chilled section is disgusting.
  • Ketchup is a delightful condiment on bratwurst, hot dogs, and burgers.
  • Ecpot is stupid. Why spend money on "visiting" artificial "countries" when you can do it for real?
  • Relatedly, people who are Disney fanatics who visit all of the time (from out of state, not locals) are weird. This includes my cousin's family.
  • Ziplining sucks. I always wanted to do it then hated it after the first station.
  • Brisket is at best, just okay. Making corned beef in the crock pot is infinitely more delicious.
  • High noons, white claws, trulys, etc are great, especially outside on a hot day.
 
Chicken wings are awful. They’re a bunch of work for a sliver of just ok meat that’s really just a vessel for a bunch of low-brow sauces.

So it takes you 20 minutes to eat 20 wings which is the equivalent of 1/2 a breast AND you get your face and hands all dirty.

I’ve never understood why you didn’t just dump your sauce on a breast.
Well done, I see what you did here.
 
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Chicken wings are awful. They’re a bunch of work for a sliver of just ok meat that’s really just a vessel for a bunch of low-brow sauces.

So it takes you 20 minutes to eat 20 wings which is the equivalent of 1/2 a breast AND you get your face and hands all dirty.

I’ve never understood why you didn’t just dump your sauce on a breast.
Go eat some chicken nuggets
 
Non playoff Baseball is boring

Old jazz guys like Miles Davis and Thelonious Monk are not great to listen to if pretty much anything else is available.

Lettuce on a pizza is a definite sign of mental illness.
 
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Yep, even the Beatless are better than that Chinese jazz. Endless notes leading nowhere.
 
When I was 4, I once watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cozy. Years later, I came to realize that it wasn’t a spider, it was my uncle Harold.
 
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The only proper BBQ meat is pork. Turkey and ham should be baked, beef should be a T-bone or ribeye medium rare, and chicken should be fried.

Theo’s best trade was Gleyber.

Also as noted above, IPAs - Saisons are far better beers

The Super Bowl - the commercials are better.
 
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