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Your unpopular hot takes

Nope, because they're awful and not worth it.
Unless you wanted my work in your cupboard… no euphemism.*

*Although the GS cookie boxes are no longer my design. They released new boxes (hideous, by the way) this past year.
 
Nope, because they're awful and not worth it.
I hate to use the “you’re doing it wrong” but there a gazillion different ways to cook/fry/bake/season/sauce wings. Done correctly, if you like chicken at all, they are objectively delicious.
 
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I hate to use the “you’re doing it wrong” but there a gazillion different ways to cook/fry/bake/season/sauce wings. Done correctly, if you like chicken at all, they are objectively delicious.

Are the bones still in?
 
Well, less the bones and more the veins and cartilage and stuff.
Well I don’t eat the cartilage (some savages do though). I can’t comment on the vein to flesh ratio compared to any other part of the chicken, although wings don’t strike me as particularly veiny. You just need to get the big suckers with lots of meat. Honestly the big Tyson bag you get at Sam’s are about as meaty and large as they come. We bake them for about 45 minute at 450 to get them nice and crispy. My son actually prefers them to most wings we get a restaurant.
 
boneless wings aren't wings at all. Thats why in your frozen section they are called wyngs. Theyre just chicken nuggets. Tasty but not nearly as tasty as wings.
 
boneless wings aren't wings at all. Thats why in your frozen section they are called wyngs. Theyre just chicken nuggets. Tasty but not nearly as tasty as wings.

Although this is common knowledge and isn't a hot take you are 100% correct. I always laugh when a guy says they're getting wings and then orders them boneless. Pathetic.
 
I dont think its pathetic. Boneless wyngs are tasty. I would just hope that they know they aren't real wings.
 
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  • IPAs suck. Tastes like you are drinking a pine tree.
  • Chik-fil-a sauce is disgusting.
  • The regular chik-fil-a sandwich is just okay. The spicy is fantastic with mayo.
  • Mayonnaise is wonderful.
  • Ranch dressing is phenomenal when home made from Hidden valley ranch packets, skim milk, and Hellmann's mayo. Store bought ranch in a bottle or in the chilled section is disgusting.
  • Ketchup is a delightful condiment on bratwurst, hot dogs, and burgers.
  • Ecpot is stupid. Why spend money on "visiting" artificial "countries" when you can do it for real?
  • Relatedly, people who are Disney fanatics who visit all of the time (from out of state, not locals) are weird. This includes my cousin's family.
  • Ziplining sucks. I always wanted to do it then hated it after the first station.
  • Brisket is at best, just okay. Making corned beef in the crock pot is infinitely more delicious.
  • High noons, white claws, trulys, etc are great, especially outside on a hot day.

Agree on brisket. In fact, most Texas BBQ is overrated.

Ziplining would be fun but the necessary safety procedures ruin it.
 
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Better than wings and none of the work.
This is where we just agree disagree. I say blue is the best color while you may say green. No one is “wrong” but I still like green. It just isn’t as good as blue or bone-in wings.
 
This post really brought out the pathetic nerds. It’s easy to deduce the fat couch potatoes on here.
 
I dont think its pathetic. Boneless wyngs are tasty. I would just hope that they know they aren't real wings.

I'm sure everyone is aware boneless wings are not just wings with the bones and other stuff removed.
 
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