10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview

[Sharky1203]

As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.

1. "If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.
2. Are you team Edward or team Jacob?: The platform we all need to know.
3. "You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.
4. "Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!
5. "What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.
6. "Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.
7. "Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.
8. "Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.
9. "Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.
10. "Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.

Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.

1. "If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.
2. Are you team Edward or team Jacob?: The platform we all need to know.
3. "You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.
4. "Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!
5. "What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.
6. "Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.
7. "Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.
8. "Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.
9. "Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.
10. "Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.

Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.

 

[95Hawk]

 

[Dr. Spaceman]

Just a straight down the middle guy who can't wait to vote for a rapist.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Who says cons can’t do humor @JWolf74

That’s Babylon Bee level right there OP.

 

[bdcolt45er]

Who says cons can’t do humor @JWolf74

That’s Babylon Bee level right there OP.

You are correct. Plagiarized from Babylon Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-questions-leaked-from-cnns-harriswalz-interview

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Meh. I woulda went a different way.

A better question would have been, “Are you going to continue the current White House policy of sniffing children?”

 

[fivecardstud14]

Who is the funniest of the try hards on this board? Sharky, Buttershawk, or Faultygator? They all try so hard to be funny which makes their lack of comedy so funny.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Meh. I woulda went a different way.

A better question would have been, “Are you going to continue the current White House policy of sniffing children?”

 

[ButtersHawk]

Who is the funniest of the try hards on this board? Sharky, Buttershawk, or Faultygator? They all try so hard to be funny which makes their lack of comedy so funny.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Who is the funniest of the try hards on this board? Sharky, Buttershawk, or Faultygator? They all try so hard to be funny which makes their lack of comedy so funny.

Bitch, if I’m not funny how come I made your mom laugh last night when I was…wait. Not that. Gimme a minute.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Bitch, if I’m not funny how come I made your mom laugh last night when I was…wait. Not that. Gimme a minute.

Wait a minute. No, it’s gotta be your bull.

 

[Huey Grey]

You are correct. Plagiarized from Babylon Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-questions-leaked-from-cnns-harriswalz-interview

Damn, the Bee did this? Cringe.

 

[Bonerfarts]

As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.

1. "If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.
2. Are you team Edward or team Jacob?: The platform we all need to know.
3. "You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.
4. "Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!
5. "What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.
6. "Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.
7. "Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.
8. "Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.
9. "Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.
10. "Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.

Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.

 

[Sharky1203]

Wholly cow, the left have zero sense of humor. Butt hurt over everything.

 

[tumorboy]

Wholly cow, the left have zero sense of humor. Butt hurt over everything.

Should have work shopped those jokes with a Jew. They have a great sense of humor.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Wholly cow, the left have zero sense of humor. Butt hurt over everything.

Maybe next time when trying to be funny, be funny.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Wholly cow, the left have zero sense of humor. Butt hurt over everything.

Posts dry, dumb, and unfunny copy/paste stale joke, and has the audacity to snipe at “the left’s” sense of humor.

I’m more offended that you thought we would find this funny, than anything political you have posted.

 

[Sharky1203]

Should have work shopped those jokes with a Jew. They have a great sense of humor.

Maybe next time when trying to be funny, be funny.

Posts dry, dumb, and unfunny copy/paste stale joke, and has the audacity to snipe at “the left’s” sense of humor.

I’m more offended that you thought we would find this funny, than anything political you have posted.

Opinions very. If you didn't like it, close out and move on.

 

[fivecardstud14]

Wholly cow, the left have zero sense of humor. Butt hurt over everything.

“I posted something very unfunny. Why aren’t people laughing at this terrible, overly long joke? It’s the left’s fault! The left I tell ya!”

 

[95Hawk]

Opinions very. If you didn't like it, close out and move on.

“vary”

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Opinions very. If you didn't like it, close out and move on.

The replies are funnier than the OP.

 

[tumorboy]

Opinions very. If you didn't like it, close out and move on.

Already have. First question should been about if she has ever had a lesbian experience. Followed by which do you prefer a white dick or a BBC.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Opinions very. If you didn't like it, close out and move on.

Freedom of speech doesn’t prevent freedom from consequences. You post dumb shit, you are going to hear about it (as evidenced by the entire thread)

 

[tumorboy]

Too bad there aren’t many funny conservative comedians anymore. The Joe Rogan butt kissers aren’t funny or that talented. I miss Dennis Leary, Nick Dipolo, Dennis Miller, etc .

 

[fivecardstud14]

Too bad there aren’t many funny conservative comedians anymore. The Joe Rogan butt kissers aren’t funny or that talented.

Dennis Miller is funny.

 

[tumorboy]

Dennis Miller is funny.

Dennis Miller, Dennis Leary, Nick Dipolo, even Norm McDonald would give some conservative humor.

 

[boxahawks]

Gotta know your audience. Trump/Vance jokes here will result in George Jefferson dancing. Harris/Walz jokes .........like jokes at a funeral.

 

[fivecardstud14]

Dennis Miller, Dennis Leary, Nick Dipolo, even Norm McDonald would give some conservative humor.

Yeah Di Paolo used to be funnier. He & Lange had a solid radio show.

 

[ButtersHawk]

Too bad there aren’t many funny conservative comedians anymore. The Joe Rogan butt kissers aren’t funny or that talented. I miss Dennis Leary, Nick Dipolo, Dennis Miller, etc .

Tim Dillon is hilarious

 

[Randon]

No. 11 - How do you believe the Republicans came to choose, of all people, a convicted felon as their nominee?

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Wholly cow, the left have zero sense of humor. Butt hurt over everything.

Wholly cow?

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Wholly cow?

Udderly ridiculous

 

[tumorboy]

Tim Dillon is hilarious

Yeah he’s good. I don’t get Theo Vaun other supposed Rogan wannabe. Liked him on Righteous Gemstones though.
Right now I think Sam Morril is the best in the game.

 

[ButtersHawk]

Yeah he’s good. I don’t get Theo Vaun other supposed Rogan wannabe. Liked him on Righteous Gemstones though.
Right now I think Sam Morril is the best in the game.

Theo Von is funny on podcasts I listen to but I don't find his stand up funny. Same with Rogan, his off the cuff comments or him talking sh!t is funny but I barely laugh at any of his specials. Sam Morrill is awesome and has some great crowd work clips out there.

 

[Hawked]

Bitch, if I’m not funny how come I made your mom laugh last night when I was…wait. Not that. Gimme a minute.

Not only not funny but the least funny poster on here. No offense but somebody has to say it. Every post is a joke but don't think I ever laughed.

 

[joelbc1]

“vary”

No 95….in MAGAland it’s “very”….

 

[ButtersHawk]

Not only not funny but the least funny poster on here. No offense but somebody has to say it. Every post is a joke but don't think I ever laughed.

Wholly shit take it easy

 

[tumorboy]

Theo Von is funny on podcasts I listen to but I don't find his stand up funny. Same with Rogan, his off the cuff comments or him talking sh!t is funny but I barely laugh at any of his specials. Sam Morrill is awesome and has some great crowd work clips out there.

The podcast guys to quote Greg Giraldo usually can’t be funny on purpose. 3 hrs of talking will produce some funny moments no matter what.
Morril and trying to deal with drunk women especially is classic.

 

[tumorboy]