I was getting all spiffed up to go celebrate a friends birthday. A lot of beer later I stumbled across Mrs. Lucas at the Yacht Club. She was tall, gorgeous and the designated driver for a group of her sorority sisters. The luckiest day of her life was the following day when I ran into her at the gym we both went to. I knew I'd made a fool of myself, and I figured I had nothing to lose. There was no shame left in me to hold me back. I apologized for being blotto the night before and invited her to go see an Iowa women's hoops game that afternoon. The Hawks won and the magic is still happening between us.