Adult sized bird baths

[Colonoscopy]

If they made adult sized bird baths you could put in your back yard, would you use one?

 

[Moral]

Those are called above ground pools.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Those are called above ground pools.

No. It's on a pedestal. About 4 feet high. And it's a circular, about 6 feet in diameter, and shallow pool of only 2 foot depth.

 

[millah_22]

Could I also have an adult sized bird feeder next to it?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Could I also have an adult sized bird feeder next to it?

🤔

 

[Bonerfarts]

Can I poop in it?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Can I poop in it?

Have some decency.

 

[Slappy Pappy]

No. It's on a pedestal. About 4 feet high. And it's a circular, about 6 feet in diameter, and shallow pool of only 2 foot depth.

It would have to be wider than 6 feet. That would make your bird bath like 6 inches wide, wouldn't it? Seems a human proportioned version would be more like 16-20 feet wide. Not bad for a wading pool to lie in a floaty on.

 

[Colonoscopy]

It would have to be wider than 6 feet. That would make your bird bath like 6 inches wide, wouldn't it? Seems a human proportioned version would be more like 16-20 feet wide. Not bad for a wading pool to lie in a floaty on.

I thought of the scale issue, but most people don't have room in their yards for a 20 foot human bird bath. Believe me, I wanted accurate scale...

Although I suppose we could sell those to upscale customers.

 

[fsu1jreed]

And I thought I was fvcked in the head

 

[Colonoscopy]

And I thought I was fvcked in the head

We can add a wheel chair ramp for you...

and push you into one of our deep models full of jello so you'll drown. We'll all laugh and take photographs. **** off.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[fsu1jreed]

We can add a wheel chair ramp for you...

and push you into one of our deep models full of jello so you'll drown. We'll all laugh and take photographs. **** off.

Jokes on you, I can swim in jello

 

[ping72]

No. I hate mosquitoes.

 

[Sharky1203]

If they made adult sized bird baths you could put in your back yard, would you use one?

I hate my neighbors, so yes, I'm in, I have very little shame.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Can I poop in it?

Of course you can, birds poop in mine all the time...

 

[thewop]

Is it just a pool on a post? Do I always have to be naked or just sometimes?

What initially seemed a clear NO (a hell no even) now seems like it needs more thought.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Is it just a pool on a post? Do I always have to be naked or just sometimes?

What initially seemed a clear NO (a hell no even) now seems like it needs more thought.

Yes, shallow pool on a post. Nakedness is up to you, but is encouraged

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Can I poop in it?

I’d rather poop while flying over one of the neighbors.

 

[Rifler]

No, I don't identify as a bird...

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Sounds like an engineering nightmare, I'm not sure it's even possible as you describe it. Ask @Moral to use a Microsoft tool to sketch it out for us.

 

[BubsFinn]

No. It's on a pedestal. About 4 feet high. And it's a circular, about 6 feet in diameter, and shallow pool of only 2 foot depth.

You're describing a regular bathtub apart from the pedestal. How high is this pedestal and how does one access the bath?