First off, only poors fly commercial, but for the benefit of your poors, I'll point out two other types of SOTE fliers.
1. The people who stand up and hop in the aisle as soon as the plane engine turns off at the gate. Only those who have very tight connections should be doing this, everyone else should be waiting to deplane front to back in order. Of course they should manuever to get themselves ready to deplane prior to the exact moment they should be getting off to avoid holding up those behind them. Nothing worse than being trapped in the back of a plane with a nearly empty aisle to the front while some jackwad fiddles with their bag blocking everything.
2. When at baggage claim, DO NOT CROWD THE BELT! If everyone stands back 5 feet from the belt, everyone can easily get their bag when it comes along rather than trying to squeeze through the line of people blocking access to save your bag as it pulls you into the idiot who has to stand with their leg right up against the belt (which is gross anyway).