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Boebert the Clown Returns - Can You Be Any Dumber?

She had her gun loaded and ready to fire on this guy. Problem was she loaded it with stupidity and poor preparation and this is a visual representation of how it went. We all know how this ends.

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Fun fact. Boebert enjoys being peed on. She seemed to enjoy saying urination a bunch. Ergo she enjoys a golden shower here and there nttawwt.


I believe this checks out.

Even though she married into it, Boebert is a name with a German background. No one enjoys a good golden shower more than the Germans.
 
Sometimes I really wish I could testify in front of Congress for something. Pretty sure I could get “pardon” and “bullshit” on the record.


Been there, done that. Didn't drop the pardon or bullshit on the record. I did say pardon me to Hillary at social function that evening. And McCain said pardon me when he couldn't hear me.
 
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Besides being an embarrassment to her family and community, she’s not stable in her thoughts. How safe is it for her to be a gun owner?
 
I believe this checks out.

Even though she married into it, Boebert is a name with a German background. No one enjoys a good golden shower more than the Germans.

Even more than Trump in a Moscow hotel?
 
Sometimes I really wish I could testify in front of Congress for something. Pretty sure I could get “pardon” and “bullshit” on the record.

If I ever did that I'd be reading up on the backgrounds and personal lives of everyone on the committee. And I would bring notes. Then when they try to insult me I would hit back where it hurts.

An answer like "No, Public Urination much like operating an unsafe vehicle and exposing yourself behind a bowling alley is a criminal offense" would be just what the doctor ordered.

I'd probably get thrown out of the hearing or assaulted by a congress person. And if I get assaulted, yes I am pressing charges.
 
A PAC is suing her for defamation.

It says she lied when she said the PAC was lying when it posted that she had two abortions and was an escort.



The allegations in question against Boebert include having two abortions , being an unpaid escort and her involvement in an ATV crash in 2019 in which she is alleged to have been drinking.


What is an unpaid escort? Asking for a friend…
 
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But she is 17, correct? Which would make it perfectly legal in this state based on the tweet above, so why not just say that? Wording it like they did is a bit of unforced error because now she could be 15 or 16.
 
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