Buddy has been married 8 months, wife cheated

[Jimmy McGill]

I’m far from perfect, but I’m not a bad person.

I didn't say you were.....I was complimenting you on being a good person to put money towards' OP's retainer

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

I didn't say you were.....I was complimenting you on being a good person to put money towards' OP's retainer

oh ok...what is it? 2,500?

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Murder him, then you wont have to worry about him banging your wife!

He should give the guy a bj to show him who's boss.

 

[your_master5]

My buddy has been married for just 8 months and his wife is screwing someone else. What should he do? End the short marriage? Try and work it out? Therapy and family counseling?

This isn't even a question of what to do. Hookers and blow time.

 

[joelbc1]

My buddy has been married for just 8 months and his wife is screwing someone else. What should he do? End the short marriage? Try and work it out? Therapy and family counseling?

And he said I posted dumb shit here?
I'd go see a lawyer....er, I mean, send your buddy to one......first thing Monday morning.

 

[funksouljon]

Maybe it was an accident.

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? - Slim Shady


I'd be filing papers. No brainer.

 

[hawkfan0319]

Wow! Eight months is early in a marriage to be screwing someone else.

Most likely been going on since before the wedding.

 

[ericram]

He must be terrible at the sexy time. Anyway, she just didn't start screwing other men 8 months in to the marriage.

 

[Hawk It Up]

C’mon, HROT. Jesus, I just walk away for a moment and when I return, it’s like y’all lost your collective minds. I’ll take care of it.

Hey, OP,
1. pics of said wife?
2. If you don’t have any of her, pics of your wife?

 

[Hawkman98]

post revenge pr0nz on HROT

No that will get removed quickly. Post it to PornHub and post the link or key words to search.

 

[h-hawk]

Most likely been going on since before the wedding.

This was back in the 70s-my best friend found out his wife of only a couple of years was seeing old boyfriends (sometimes 2 at a time) when he went out to play basketball with his friends.
They got divorced and he married a great gal and had a several kids. The first boy was named after me

 

[Gimmered]

Have a 3 some THEN dump her?

Why would he want to bring another man into this?

 

[onlyTheObvious]

How expensive was their wedding?

 

[Bonerfarts]

If no kids - divorce
If kids - work it out

 

[funksouljon]

If no kids - divorce
If kids - work it out

I understand the sentiment on "work it out" for the kid's sake. But there is going to be so little trust and the division will just make everyone miserable. So the notion just doesn't hold any water for me. Esp if she is running around after 8 months, that means she was doing it before.

Obviously as the hypothetical in this case, but also in the case in general. It just seems like a silly thought process when you think about the big picture.

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[onlyTheObvious]

If no kids - divorce
If kids - work it out

Might want a DNA test before you take one for the team.

 

[ping72]

Only 8 months in? Easy... get out ASAP.

Be thankful he figured it out so soon and before kids. I’d imagine 20 years in would be much more difficult.

 

[the24fan]

My buddy has been married for just 8 months and his wife is screwing someone else. What should he do? End the short marriage? Try and work it out? Therapy and family counseling?

Of no kids involved choice is simple . Boot her cheatin a$$ to the curb. If she’s preggo, that’s a rougher spot. All I can say is it’s rough either way. Been there and it was a hard time to deal with on many levels.
( No kids for me BTW in that marriage.)

 

[QChawks]

dump the hoe

 

[SoDakHawk]

Divorce the cheating ho.

This is another reason why it is silly to spend ridiculous money on a wedding.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Divorce her and explain to all friends, family, and co-workers that she is a disease-ridden slu+

 

[BGHAWK]

Maybe it was a one time mistake? These things can happen.

Yeah, just ask all of trump's former wives and current wife.

 

[SF HAWKEYE]

How rich is her family? I could put up with it if they're loaded. If not tell him to bang her sister or her friends and video tape it.

 

[Rustys Dad]

Oh shit that’s funny!

 

[Rustys Dad]

My buddy has been married for just 8 months and his wife is screwing someone else. What should he do? End the short marriage? Try and work it out? Therapy and family counseling?

Yeah… I say put that relationship in the rear view mirror … as quickly as he can

 

[h-hawk]

Why would he want to bring another man into this?

The other man is already "in there".....

 

[Tenacious E]

Was there a food truck and cash bar at their wedding?

You win the internet today.

 

[torbee]

The one major difference is I have _never_ stepped foot in court My brother is a civil litigator like you who specializes in divorces and the stories he has shared make my skin crawl. I admire your gig since you actually have to face judges. I write stuff, send it out and get it rubber stamped by fellow nerds. Always enjoy your posts!

 

[torbee]

One of these days you'll have to remind me to post Courtroom stories. Some you won't believe...well, because they are kind of unbelievable.


Just a teaser....once brought an opposing parties' stripper outfit to a custody hearing to court. It made the judge happy. @Herkmeister You probably had her dance for you

How did you procure it?

 

[WisestIowan]

Have a 3 some THEN dump her?

Sounds like she would request @THE_DEVIL's threesome. No thank you. I only do wholesome threesomes.

 

[Tiny Hands Trump]

Maybe it was a one time mistake? These things can happen.

 

[Derekd3408]

My buddy has been married for just 8 months and his wife is screwing someone else. What should he do? End the short marriage? Try and work it out? Therapy and family counseling?

He should call @jasonrann neighbor for advice.

 

[Nole Lou]

I'm pretty much always against rushing to burn a marriage down when someone strays. Lots and lots of marriages survive that and eventually provide lasting satisfaction for both people, and stability for the children. It depends a lot on the circumstances of the betrayal of course. There's a big difference between someone getting drunk on a work trip and kissing a waitress and finding out your husband has an entirely separate family in another state.

But 8 months in? Go ahead and end it. Someone cheating that soon means they never wanted the marriage in the first place, and got married out of family pressure, financial insecurity, etc. It's overwhelmingly likely there isn't an actual legitimate marriage to save there.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

These hoes ain’t loyal.

 

[pink shizzle]

If he does anything other than divorce he's an idiot.

 

[JWolf74]

But that doesn't stop her from giving blowies to the entire neighborhood....

 

[WisestIowan]

If you lined up each dick end on end that she's sucked since they've been married they would go from Des Moines to Chicago.

 

[Gimmered]

The other man is already "in there".....

But not at the same time!

 

[funksouljon]

Day late, dollar short tiny hands. See post 46.