We "slummed it" at the Pariso Lindo because we had young kids and they had a wave pool. My standards were lower then and those were the first two times we stayed at an all-inclusive resort and the weather was great so we were mostly pleased. The one main gripe I had was that they clearly put rot gut in "premium" liquor bottles. Not my preferred gin, but the best they had at the time was Tanquery. I ordered one on the rocks and it made me want to puke. Like Hawkeye vodka bad. I can handle cheap booze but passing it off as something else is shady, and it deprived me of the opportunity to either order something different or else order it with a bunch of club soda. On the flip side, if you ever have a chance to do beaches, especially in Negril, wow wow wow. Amazing but it was twice as much, at least.