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[The Tradition]

The Cardinal of New York with Hillary and Donald at last night's Alfred E. Smith dinner to benefit Catholic charities.

They sure seem like they're having a good time.

 

[markfromj]

Clinton, Trump, and Cardinal Dolan laugh as the latter delivers the punchline to the following:

It's a slow day in the Vatican. Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. Cardinals just sitting there waiting to serve him as needed. Pope: "Yo, what's a four letter word for 'woman'? Ends in '...unt'"?. Cardinals all sitting there thinking, "I can't say THAT word to the Pontiff." Bunch of nervous fidgeting. Finally, one of the Cardinals saves the day: "'Aunt', your holiness, 'Aunt'"! Pope: "Dammit! Anyone got an eraser?".

 

[Hawk8595]

Guiliani wasn't happy.

Also, his reaction to to the Statue of Liberty joke was priceless. He didn't get it.

 

[LuteHawk]

Cardinal: "I feel like I am sitting between an escaped
felon on my right and the next President on my left.
However, I believe that Obama will pardon her."

 

[BelemNole]

"You're right, that IS the same color as Cheetos!"

 

[Hawk_4shur]

"So, a Priest, a liar and a jackass walk in to a bar ....."

 

[TexMichFan]

I think all three enjoyed the evening when both Hillary and Trump were sitting down and didn't have a microphone to speak into.

Something that will probably be true for the next four years.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

"Hey Hills, Donald just crapped himself. Look at him".