Cockburn for Illinois

[TreyVega]

seriously OP, you write "huge, raw, and impressive" for a guy with the last name of cockburn?

I dare you to google how you described him and then click on "images"

There's a method to the madness. All in good fun.

 

[Rudolph]

they spent 170 million

And did a good job with it. Went to a few games there last year and was really impressed.

 

[mro78]

There's a method to the madness. All in good fun.

I would have gone with something like
"He's a big, hard, powerful, thick piece of man meat. When you take him on down low and he's banging against you hard all night long you'll be sore for a week."