Creepy or not -- dating a chick that looks like an 8 year old

[DFSNOLE]

my dong is 1/4 of her height. that is a bad ratio.

You're 14" tall? Who knew? Are you a carnival sideshow?

 

[Colonoscopy]

You're 14" tall? Who knew? Are you a carnival sideshow?

Nice self-own by @Fan In Black

 

[McLovin32]

I’m dating a 23-year-old woman who looks like an 8-year-old girl — I’m not a creep

A hunky travel blogger has hit back at claims he is “creepy” for dating a 23-year-old woman who looks like an 8-year-old girl.

nypost.com

 

[beanerhawk]

No way in hell could I. Hopefully she finds someone though, and who knows maybe he's the dude. Doubt it

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I wonder how many times people call the cops on this guy.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

My wife watches. That Shauna Rae is a bitch.

 

[cfbfan23]

 

[QChawks]

 

[HawkMachine]

 

[HawkMachine]

You're 14" tall? Who knew? Are you a carnival sideshow?

 

[HawkMachine]

No matter how big my junk looked in comparison to her.

Very good point.

I could finally feel like the white Lexington Steele I've always wanted to be.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Is the guy physically attracted to her? If so…

Makes you wonder what his browser searches are. Just saying.

 

[BelemNole]

OP should date her, it's the one time having a micropeen would be beneficial

 

[HawkMachine]

Makes you wonder what his browser searches are. Just saying.

"How to make my dick look bigger?"

Trust me, you just end up with some "magic" pills that give you gas and/or viruses on your computer.

 

[Colonoscopy]

OP should date her, it's the one time having a micropeen would be beneficial

You bust this out now? Well into the second page?

 

[hawkdave007]

I know she wants to live a "normal" life, but normal is not having CPS or the cops called on you and your significant other every week for suspected child abuse/illegal relationship.

Unfortunately people are ignorant and quick to judge, and others will always find a way to criticize both him and her if they stay together.

Maybe the family should hire a matchmaker to look around the world to find a nice guy with a similar condition...that's certainly someone who could relate to her life experience. Just a thought.

 

[NDallasRuss]

On the one hand, yes, I feel like it’s a bit weird to date/bang someone that looks like a child even though they aren’t.
On the other hand, good for her. It would suck going through life and not finding someone to love/bang simply because of your appearance… so like a lot of you on HROT though not really HROT anymore.

Everyone deserves somebody to bang.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I know she wants to live a "normal" life, but normal is not having CPS or the cops called on you and your significant other every week for suspected child abuse/illegal relationship.

Unfortunately people are ignorant and quick to judge, and others will always find a way to criticize both him and her if they stay together.

Maybe the family should hire a matchmaker to look around the world to find a nice guy with a similar condition...that's certainly someone who could relate to her life experience. Just a thought.

The trailer in the initial post did just this - used a matchmaker to match her with some security guard guy who had the same condition and looking like he was maybe 12 or 13yo.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Everyone deserves somebody to bang.

even this guy from the other thread?

 

[millah_22]

even this guy from the other thread?

i guess i'll take one for the team

 

[NDallasRuss]

even this guy from the other thread?

There's someone for everyone!

 

[West Duval Nole]

my dong is 1/4 of her height. that is a bad ratio.

She is only 8 inches tall?

 

[QChawks]

I wonder is she is able to bare children?

 

[torbee]

Everyone deserves somebody to bang.

And OP's mom deserves to bang everyone!

 

[torbee]

I wonder is she is able to bare children?

That's sick, dude. But hopefully she is able to bear children.

 

[WisestIowan]

I mean... if you're attracted to her (I am not) you're a pedo, right? Guaranteed?

 

[OrlandNole]

The trailer in the initial post did just this - used a matchmaker to match her with some security guard guy who had the same condition and looking like he was maybe 12 or 13yo.

Was it this guy?

 

[NDallasRuss]

That's sick, dude. But hopefully she is able to bear children.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Was it this guy?

It was not, but I do appreciate the reference!!

 

[BelemNole]

You bust this out now? Well into the second page?

Not my fault everyone on the first page sucked.

 

[torbee]

Not my fault everyone on the first page sucked.

BAU 4 GIAOT

 

[HawkMachine]

even this guy from the other thread?

Looks like he fell on a dildo.