Dad jokes

[TJ8869]

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

 

[mstp1992]

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."

 

[jasonrann]

What do you call a potato with a penis?

A dick-tater.

 

[Moral]

A snake walks I to a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Then the bartender thinks to himself that my buddy collects snakes and this is a cool looking snake. The bartender captures the snake but the snake bites him and now the bartender is paralyzed.

 

[The Tradition]

 

[thewop]

A snake walks I to a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Then the bartender thinks to himself that my buddy collects snakes and this is a cool looking snake. The bartender captures the snake but the snake bites him and now the bartender is paralyzed.

You lost me when the snake walked.

 

[tumorboy]

What did the zero say to the eight. Nice fvcking belt.

 

[BGHAWK]

My grandfather was a magician, could walk down the street and turn into a tavern. Which he did numerous times.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Two guys from Cleveland are fvcking an owl…

Wait…what?