Chalk up another medical miracle for the big guy! What a wild ride!
Here’s how it goes:
You haven’t pooped for 4 days so the ones you have in the chamber are now gluey rocks.
You literally eat nothing but watermelon and coffee for 48 hours (only because you like it) and your entire body starts gurgling, warning you about the bumpy road ahead.
You hit the John and the aperture (the anus for you science people) opens, but not big amount for the rocks. But the coffee and watermelon sludge sitting behind the rocks MUST come out.
So now our ass hole becomes a sort of chocolate fountain, with the liquidy goodness spewing around the rocks and out of the periphery of the hole.
After about 18 minutes of hanging onto the towel rack and pushing, the sludge is out of you. But somehow, you’re still constipated because the rocks just aren’t ready. However, osmosis from the coffee and watermelon may have had a softening effect.
Didn’t even bother to wipe as that would have been a never ending chore. Yada yada yada, a detachable shower head and two thrown out wash rags later and I’m as good as new.
Stay tuned!
Here’s how it goes:
You haven’t pooped for 4 days so the ones you have in the chamber are now gluey rocks.
You literally eat nothing but watermelon and coffee for 48 hours (only because you like it) and your entire body starts gurgling, warning you about the bumpy road ahead.
You hit the John and the aperture (the anus for you science people) opens, but not big amount for the rocks. But the coffee and watermelon sludge sitting behind the rocks MUST come out.
So now our ass hole becomes a sort of chocolate fountain, with the liquidy goodness spewing around the rocks and out of the periphery of the hole.
After about 18 minutes of hanging onto the towel rack and pushing, the sludge is out of you. But somehow, you’re still constipated because the rocks just aren’t ready. However, osmosis from the coffee and watermelon may have had a softening effect.
Didn’t even bother to wipe as that would have been a never ending chore. Yada yada yada, a detachable shower head and two thrown out wash rags later and I’m as good as new.
Stay tuned!