Ex NU recruit Beard...
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They didn't show Cael teaching various f*n Dodgeball techniques to the kid and his classmates. Now that would have been cruel. They break up to play and Cael makes his first choice as honorary captain...then:
Opposing team student Captain: Alright, I'll take...
Cael:<interrupts>: F*ck you kid, this isn't how it goes down. I get the next four picks.
Capt: But sir, that's not fair
Cael: Kid, nobody said life is fair. I lost my hair at the age of 21...did I bitch and moan? No. I went full shave and now look like a juiced up version of Telly Savalas.
Capt: But sir...
Cael: When I took over Iowa State wrestling we looked like we were going to win a title but then that cantankerous midget moved back here and stole all my glory...but did I complain? No. I moved my butt to PA and built a great team and am now the best wrestling coach in the U.S. It's why I'm here....to recruit your classmate, Matt Beard
Beard: It's Michael sir
Cael: Whatever...he should be honored that he might get to crack the lineup at PSU and wrestle for me. And Beard, why you letting this jackhole talk smack. Frank the Tank would have had this kid on the ground threatening to teabag him already.
Beard: Sir, I'm not going to...
Cael:<holds up hand> Enough bitching and moaning. You all have succeeded in killing my f*n vibe and now I feel like I am in the Iowa wrestling room. Hey Mutt (meaning Beard), you all have a cafeteria in here or is that shit too? I'll let you buy me lunch.
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So, for those keeping score of top PSU recruits:
2016
#1 Hall
#2 Suriano
#5 Manville
2017
#4 N Lee
#6 Berge
2018
#2 Teasdale
#3 Wittlake
#4 RBY
#5 ? Beard ?
For 3 consecutive years the p4p PSU tally includes #1,2,2,3,4,4,5,5,6
Iowa, with it's nice uptick in recruiting top guys, includes #2,3,9
2016
#3 Marinelli
2017
#2 Lee
#9 Warner
2018
#2 Teasdale
There is nothing like this in modern collegiate wrestling. We're overjoyed at the top recruits we're starting to get, but PSU is getting 3 top 10 guys for every 1 Iowa gets.
2016
#1 Hall
#2 Suriano
#5 Manville
2017
#4 N Lee
#6 Berge
2018
#2 Teasdale
#3 Wittlake
#4 RBY
#5 ? Beard ?
For 3 consecutive years the p4p PSU tally includes #1,2,2,3,4,4,5,5,6
Iowa, with it's nice uptick in recruiting top guys, includes #2,3,9
2016
#3 Marinelli
2017
#2 Lee
#9 Warner
2018
There is nothing like this in modern collegiate wrestling. We're overjoyed at the top recruits we're starting to get, but PSU is getting 3 top 10 guys for every 1 Iowa gets.
Lets let it play out. RBY may very likely end up elsewhere than PSU. Beard is also very high on Cornell. Will be interesting to see where he chooses, don't think PSU is a lock by any means.
Here is to 2018 looking like 2012
1. Jason Tsirtsis Crown Point IN 141 Northwestern
2. Taylor Massa St. John's MI 165 Michigan
3. Jimmy Gulibon Derry PA 125 Penn State
4. Jordan Rogers Mead WA 184 Oklahoma State
5. John Meeks Des Moines IA 133 Iowa State
6. Alex Cisneros Selma CA 141 Cornell
7. Mark Grey Rockaway NJ 133 Cornell
8. Doug Vollaro Pine Castle FL 285 Lehigh
9. Nikko Reyes Clovis CA 184 Illinois
10. Devin Peterson Wisconsin Rapids WI 197 Iowa Western
Unless we end up with Sasso & Young
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He's wrestling 132 right now but I'd say 149-157 in college
