Game day Sign ideas for Iowa fans.....Revenge on ESPN is coming!!!

[mylrtym029]

I posted this in the Lounge:

Finebaum uses a Sqatty Potty.

(Include the pic of the unicorn crapping into an ice cream cone. Replace the unicorns head with Finebaum's).

I have one with Cowherd that is very similar ready for Saturday.

My Finebaum one is different, but still gets a dig in on him.

 

[BulliesOfTheBigTen]

"Iowa is the team America deserves"

"Paint the water tower"

 

[icu81222]

Repeat. I repeat do not give coward even one mention. Don't give him the attention that's all he wants.

 

[stillh8unlv]

"Iowa is the team America deserves"

"Paint the water tower"

I would add a strong adjective to express how badly the water tower needs to be painted.

 

[Hawkeye_4_Life]

Everyone's
Sports
Programming
Nightmare

 

[Nicretzlaff]

The SEC.. schedule a class, get a passing grade. Schedule a cupcake, get ranked.
Finebaum thinks Spic&Span are illegal immigrants
Herbstreit watches Caiou
Hey Saban... you remember the last time you played IOWA?
Hey Bama... Charleston Southern called. Your check bounced.
Herbstreit uses Nair
Finebaum eats orange jello with carrots in it
Look Finebaum it's mistletoe... Kiss my Hawkeye Ass!
The SEC... where grades are made up and opponents don't matter
Top 3 worst things ever... an SEC education, Star Wars prequels, Game Days ratings

My kid eats orange jello with oranges virtually every day cause she is the pickiest eater on the planet and when I read this I nearly died. This is the exact sign that needs to be seen on Game Day. holy $hit did that make me laugh

 

[SpiralRide]

Herd of cows lined up spelling out C O L I N ?

Similar to chick-til-a commercials. Takes someone more creative than me to make.....

 

[acic1]

Stole this from the internets

http://imgur.com/L12mSsC

 

[SanMateoHawk]

Link: Some good ones here:

I think my favorite is "Let us exceed your already low expectations"

 

[GoUIowa]

Everyone's
Sports
Programming
Nightmare

Fail. Don't do this.

 

[anon_snp6dc585nnj4]

Making our signs tomorrow, 5 of us.

So far we got:

Connor Cook drinks Hee-Haw
Connor Cook doesn't even like Casey's Pizza

 

[GoUIowa]

Making our signs tomorrow, 5 of us.

So far we got:

Connor Cook drinks Hee-Haw
Connor Cook doesn't even like Casey's Pizza

I have no idea what the joke is with those two.

 

[187hawk]

FOR SALE

LOSS COLUMN
MINT CONDITION
NEVER BEEN USED
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY​

 

[denmar81]

Finebaum loves wet willy's

 

[longliveCS40]

Top of sign:
Photo of Beathard with "BEATHARD" underneath.

Bottom of sign:
Photo of Cowherd with "BLOWHARD" underneath.

 

[anon_snp6dc585nnj4]

I have no idea what the joke is with those two.

You're from Iowa right?

 

[Nicretzlaff]

You're from Iowa right?

I'm from WDM and lived a mile from a Caseys and have no clue what those are supposed to mean... I mean I've purchased both from that same store but don't really remember anything about them either way other than hee haw was kinda like pissy mtn dew

 

[GoUIowa]

You're from Iowa right?

Yes, I am. For 42 years.

 

[artradley]

To reiterate:

Do not give publicity to Cowturd or Finedumb. And I still say use a Ferentz quote:

 

[bravehawks1]

Top of sign:
Photo of Beathard with "BEATHARD" underneath.

Bottom of sign:
Photo of Cowherd with "BLOWHARD" underneath.

Frankly this suggestion is stupid. Don't give Cowherd any recognition and why drag CJ in to the issue. He is a winner and should only be presented in positive manner if used at all

 

[iowahawkeyes1982]

"Oh yeah, Cowherd? Well I had sex with your wife!"

 

[rufus-hawk]

I don't have any suggestions except to say I think it's best to stay positive and avoid too many anti-media insult signs. Don't represent our fan base as a bunch of overly sensitive crybabies--from an outside perspective it kind of looks that way.

Make them fun and let the team do their talking on the field. My favorite from when Gameday was in Iowa City a few years back was something like "the Amish love Lee Corso"

 

[rufus-hawk]

FOR SALE

LOSS COLUMN
MINT CONDITION
NEVER BEEN USED
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY​

Yes, please.

 

[artradley]

FOR SALE

LOSS COLUMN
MINT CONDITION
NEVER BEEN USED
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY​

That's actually a pretty good one.

 

[hbthawks]

 

[icu81222]

Do NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT GIVE COWHERD 1 BIT OF EXPOSURE.

by not even mentioning him 1 time on any sign we would be pissing him off. Don't give him the publicity or attention.

So don't put his name on any sign

Still like this one, if I do say so myself

 

[Bridawg21]

This but crop out his wife and put in Colin Cowturd.

Just...

Just...

 

[icu81222]

FOR SALE

LOSS COLUMN
MINT CONDITION
NEVER BEEN USED
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY​

This needs to be used.

 

[unsubstantiated]

some version of this...

 

[eric2015]

Lets hear the best sign ideas you guys can think of to display behind the 4 putzes on set.

12-0.
I've got that going for me.
Which is nice.

 

[Bradleyw]

 

[ChiHawk1985]

My buddy sent me this. Not sure who created it but I saw the idea was posted in this thread from earlier

 

[anon_snp6dc585nnj4]

FOR SALE

LOSS COLUMN
MINT CONDITION
NEVER BEEN USED
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY​

Are you using this or can it be borrowed?

 

[JStandefer]

Finebaum liked Crystal Pepsi
Charleston Goddamn Southern? The Goddamn Citadel?
Cowherd wouldn't know beauty if it was out in the parking lot waiting to give him hepatitis.

Nothing like a good Terrance Maddox reference

 

[EndzoneSeat]

My buddy sent me this. Not sure who created it but I saw the idea was posted in this thread from earlier

You mean the 8 posts above you?

 

[Bro D]

Hey Finebaum - The animaniacs called... Pinky is worried about you.

 

[ANYCHawk]

I demand a picture tomorrow with who ever took my sign idea!!!!!

 

[SpartanHawk]

My buddy sent me this. Not sure who created it but I saw the idea was posted in this thread from earlier

You could have a similar sign saying something like:

Last time CJ Beathard lost as a starter, Caitlyn was a MAN!

but then have the text below that statement that says:

"Oh wait! CJ Beathard hasn't lost yet as a starter!

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

I really like Tom Arnolds line, "With every Hawkeye win, Finebaum's ears get bigger"