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Have you ever had sex with a redhead?

She looked kinda like this:

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Check. She had either superman or Spider-Man underwear made for a man. #bcdrugs

Spiderman
Spiderman
Had the sex with jellyfish man
Loves the D, any size
Likes men with a beard, that's unwise
Look out
Here comes the Spiderman

Was she strong?
Listen bud
She did the deed with no stud
I've derailed this here thread
Now I'm gonna go eat some bread
Hey, there
There goes the spiderman.
 
Spiderman
Spiderman
Had the sex with jellyfish man
Loves the D, any size
Likes men with a beard, that's unwise
Look out
Here comes the Spiderman

Was she strong?
Listen bud
She did the deed with no stud
I've derailed this here thread
Now I'm gonna go eat some bread
Hey, there
There goes the spiderman.

I'll have what you're having.
 
Read further...I'm a ginger. Which is why I never did. Two gingers should never even attempt to procreate, it can cause ripple in the space/time continuum which would have the effect of removing the souls of half the planet. I don't want that hanging over me forever.

From one Ginger to another...Amen.
 
This was before I had a cell phone. I'm currently working on banging a sexy ginger in his 40s, though. I'll see if I can deliver that sweet ginger dong if you would like?

I see sweet Ginger dong every time I take a shower (No Homo and No Pics)

Thanks anyway.
 
I've been with 2 redheads and went back again. One was crazy like the claim redheads to be the other not so much..
 

An oldie but a goodie. Some Russian chick in a commercial if my memory is good.

American TV commercials have to be more like this, though I can't for the life of me figure out what they'd be selling, nor whether I should care.
 
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