The University is running a Hawkeye haiku contest: https://www.foriowa.org/write-now/
The haikus don't need to be about anything Hawkeye-related, but I thought it would be fun to come up with a few Hawkeye football haikus, for example:
We're Last in Offense
But First in Nepotism
Oh Well, That's Football
I Miss Nate Stanley
Petras Misses Many Throws
We'll Miss the Bowl Game
We Won 10 Last Year
I'm Not Sure If You Knew That
So Get Off My Back
Alex Padilla
Let's Try Alex Padilla
Alex Padilla
Who else has some good ones?
The haikus don't need to be about anything Hawkeye-related, but I thought it would be fun to come up with a few Hawkeye football haikus, for example:
We're Last in Offense
But First in Nepotism
Oh Well, That's Football
I Miss Nate Stanley
Petras Misses Many Throws
We'll Miss the Bowl Game
We Won 10 Last Year
I'm Not Sure If You Knew That
So Get Off My Back
Alex Padilla
Let's Try Alex Padilla
Alex Padilla
Who else has some good ones?