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Heard Trump Bible

sadiehawkins

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Is delivered upside down. If not it's a fake.
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Trump hawking his bibles today said that it's his favorite book to read. Fooled me - I thought his favs were porn books and porn videos.
 
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Trump hawking his bibles today said that it's his favorite book to read. Fooled me - I thought his favs were porn books and porn videos.

Trump doesn’t read. At all. The dude is dyslexic and reads at a 6th grade level.

National security briefings would be best served to him in cartoon form with some sound effects like “boom” and “kapow”.
 
From aardvark jr last night:

Bad news y'all. The Trump Bible doesn't have the deteurocanonicals 😔


Separately, I can’t seem to read these stories about the trump bible, and not have images of “big Dan” — a man of large appetites — pop into my mind.

 
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Trump "God Bless the USA" Bibles. I guess we all should have seen this coming.
 
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