In 25 years you pick a rare big win vs OhioSt and a toilet bowl over a team that canned their coach ... ya okay
Hey Morons, yes you
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Mr. Original Poster,
PAGING MR. SOAKER, PLEASE RESPOND.
Kindly dry yourself off and return to class. We need to hear about the genius of the coaching staff. Let me guess. Let Penn State demolish you. Win out against that gauntlet of division foes that couldn't score in the playboy mansion with every playmate in heat. Then when you get to Indianapolis you spring your trap on Ohio State/Michigan/Penn State. They'll never see it coming. Then you drug the UGA mascot, forcing the Georgia team to spend all their time being concerned with his well being.
Squeak out a win, but do it in very unimpressive fashion. Then in the National Titles Game you attack. Control the clock and make it an eight possession game by both teams. Iowa wins the National Title 6-3 on a blocked last second field goal attempt.
PAGING MR. SOAKER, PLEASE RESPOND.
Kindly dry yourself off and return to class. We need to hear about the genius of the coaching staff. Let me guess. Let Penn State demolish you. Win out against that gauntlet of division foes that couldn't score in the playboy mansion with every playmate in heat. Then when you get to Indianapolis you spring your trap on Ohio State/Michigan/Penn State. They'll never see it coming. Then you drug the UGA mascot, forcing the Georgia team to spend all their time being concerned with his well being.
Squeak out a win, but do it in very unimpressive fashion. Then in the National Titles Game you attack. Control the clock and make it an eight possession game by both teams. Iowa wins the National Title 6-3 on a blocked last second field goal attempt.
When you are fixated with looking in the rearview mirror, you lose sight on what is happening in front of you.
You know. it aggravates me to no end that you lecture us of being morons because we are sick of the Offensive product we are exposed to. I will say this to you:
Hey moron. Why don't you alone pay for the dumpster fire that KF has given us? We have the luxury of playing four non-conference games to start 4-0. All we need is three more wins in the weak West to get bowl eligible.
Obviously you don't have high aspirations for the program like some of us. I tend to refer the term "moron" to individuals who can't see reality.
cmhawk99 doesn't actually care, so he isn't responding to show us how much he doesn't actually care about what happens to Iowa football........
Oh, Ohio St ‘17 and USC ‘19!
DRINK!
DRINK!
Somebody mention UNI ‘09 so we can have a trifecta.
For me, KF has to allow BF to leave and also has to relieve all duties associated with the offense, contractually, to stay. His offensive acumen has always been suspect to say the least. It's beyond that at this point however. I don't know whether to laugh or cry watching whatever this is anymore. Yes, I'm beyond pissed now that we're this bad on the offense still. How any coaching staff can be this negligent is downright criminal form a fan perspective. How can any coach be this bad at his job without even attempting to fix the problem. It's evident KF has no intention of ever doing that.
He is formulating his next vague prediction that can apply to just about anything so he can come back later and boast about how right he was.
The Briffence now has 12 games in his tenure where he has scored 10 or less in a game. Eight in the 21-23 seasons.
Come on soaker, it's a message board. Nobody knows your real name. Come defend your take now. The football is hard to watch, at least have a little fun with this take of yours. Die on that hill. It's football dude, and a silly message board discussion. I'll always come back to defend my stupid comments, because mama didn't raise no quitter 😂. Tell us all about the beauty of 76 yards, putting the defense in bad situations with four turnovers and short fields. After many three and outs.
I give it until Tuesday or Wednesday before we see some of them back in the post.
Neither is your head coach, yet your fanbase has embraced him nonetheless.........
I think I could make a more solid and objective case that Franklin is nicer than the OP. LOLOLOL
That's not a high bar, nor does it excuse the side of the spectrum he resides on, regardless.......
Hope that helps as you continue to look the other way while he brings your favorite team success on the football field.
Oh definitely, no one wants to see how scrapple is made, but everyone wants that slightly burnt piece.That's not a high bar, nor does it excuse the side of the spectrum he resides on, regardless.......
Hope that helps as you continue to look the other way while he brings your favorite team success on the football field.
Even if that slightly burnt piece always comes up just short of tasting good?............
P.S. don't start settling on me either. Leave that to Iowa fans amirite?
I haven't had it for years, but my cousin still makes it, it's ok but's it's not my regular. My wife says meat shouldn't be gray lol.Even if that slightly burnt piece always comes up just short of tasting good?............
P.S. don't start settling on me either. Leave that to Iowa fans amirite?
Btw, just for reference, there hasn't been a single time in recent years where you've beaten Iowa and not gone on to regret it at some point down the road.
Instant gratification isn't worth the long term consequences, but lol you're old enough to understand that by now, so you're fully aware of what's coming. I'm merely pandering at this point.......
My guess that cmhawk, fn5n, and hawksoaker would show up today still has about six hours left. Let’s go boys!!!!
Missing our 3 best OFF weapons and have an injured gimpy QB, get a fking clue and gtfo u king of the Morons!
Ah excuses...
Last, dead f'ing last in offense, in the country. Yet you keep happily gagging on BF's schtick.
Long and lost. Ever thought about Iowa doesn't go to bowls very often if we were in the east?
We are the best Or close to the best, with other bad teams. Every time we play an actual quality opponent, we get hammered back to reality. Two years ago when we won the West, we were not very good. You think so. Try critical thinking and genuine observation. At the moment, you are the problem
No matter how long and feverishly you polish a turd, at the end of the day you’re still holding a piece of shit
