Hottest thing said to you before or during lovemaking

[Firekirknow]

Happy early valentines

 

[QChawks]

do you want to PIIMB

 

[ButtersHawk]

 

[hawkbirch]

Nice shoes...

 

[millah_22]

Kevin Hogan drops back, finds McCaffery swinging out to the right. McCaffery, down the seam, off to the races. Christian McCaffery, 80 yard pass from Kevin Hogan for 75 yards, 9 seconds into the game. The field goal is good.

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

 

[NDallasRuss]

"I want to have your abortion!"

 

[OrlandNole]

do you want to PIIMB

@Moral is always thoughtful like that.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

You shore got a purty mouth…

 

[MitchLL]

That'll be $100.

 

[BrianNole777]

"You don't have to pay me like the other guys do."

-OP's Mom

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Omg. You’re so fine. I’ve waited so long for your **ck.

—-cousin’s ex wife.

 

[ParkerHawk]

You can leave the game on

 

[95Hawk]

“I’m drunk…”

 

[goldmom]

You can leave the game on

😂

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Omg. You’re so fine. I’ve waited so long for your **ck.

—-cousin’s ex wife.

Duck?

 

[goldmom]

Did you remember to turn off your phone?
😏

 

[Firekirknow]

I like it when they beg. Pleeese I neeeed

 

[Finance85]

Omg. You’re so fine. I’ve waited so long for your **ck.

—-cousin’s ex wife.

Pic?

There are rules.

 

[WhiteSoxClone]

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Pic?

There are rules.

I really can’t. This was ~20 years ago. I enjoyed it because my cousin was such a dickhead. She has some really nice taters.



It was also when I looked like this.

 

[BubsFinn]

“I want it on my t*ts!”
It was so hot I didn’t have time to get there.

 

[alaskanseminole]

"Ouch! My Hair!!!"

 

[Moral]

My leg is cramping.

 

[Firekirknow]

Choke me

 

[seminole97]

80 yard pass from Kevin Hogan for 75 yards

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Ok hurry up

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Call me old fashioned but it's pretty tough to beat the whine/ecstasy of a proper "o my god" or "Oh ****" of a female orgasm.

 

[jellyfish10]

“You call that a dick?”

Really got me hot and bothered.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Now let me suck the hard boiled egg outta there

 

[millah_22]

Sorry, I was about to 💦 when writing that. I didn't have time to proof read.

 

[stout1]

I picked up a Casey’s breakfast pizza for the morning.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

"This one's on the house"

 

[SoProudNole]

Omg. You’re so fine. I’ve waited so long for your **ck.

—-cousin’s ex wife.

Did you tell her she could keep it?😄

 

[luvmyhawks]

Get up here and **** me hard

Or, even better was:

I want you to c** in my mouth

 

[PoopandBoogers]

"I'm gonna fart".

 

[TJ8869]

I have a strict no talking rule during sex.

 

[QChawks]

my mom doesn’t know I’m here

 

[JRHawk2003]

Does that mean sex?

 

[Firekirknow]

Do you think my friend is cute

 

[hawkeye54545]

"You are just like Iowa's offense, disappointing and off in three."