How to cock trim.
- Thread starter McLovin32
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Nah, sometimes it's just too large. Gets annoying, so maybe trimming is the answer?
I was told that during Nam, the Vietnamese hookers sometimes hid a razor blade in their snatch. Not sure if true but seemed relevant.
I read that as cook trim. Boy was I surprised by some of the responses.
This guy can help answer your query
This guy can help answer your query
Thread title made me laugh and remember a great friend. RIP, Uncle Pie Pie as we called him. He was country as hell, but colons cancer took him too soon
This was just a few years after 911 and airport security was still hyper focused.
He and I were at the tail end of a long work trip and prepping to fly back East. Having driven cross country we were flying home, but needed to send tools home via UPS. As we were taping up the last box, I quizzed him about what he was still carrying. No pocket knife, sharps, etc… Nope, he replied. All clear.
This was just a few years after 911 and airport security was still hyper focused. When we get into LAX, the time buffer we had began to rapidly disappear. The lines thru security were massive. As our bags went thru the machine, several TSA peeps began pointing at the screen and talking.
Dude asks ole Pie about a pair of scissors in his ditty bag and the big guy sagged, frowned, and looked to me for forgiveness all in an instant. The crowd behind goes silent and leans in for the response. “I use them to trim my birds at the cock fights, he confessed.” Astonished agent doesn’t miss a beat and leans in hard. “Mister Pie Pie, are you going TO a cockfight or COMING FROM a cockfight?”
And the crowd goes wild, laughing and howling at the moon! The overly serious moment became an unreal laugh fest. Peeps were doubled over laughing annd cheering Big Pie.
Ole Pie lost his scissors that night, but we made our flight.
CSB.
This was just a few years after 911 and airport security was still hyper focused.
He and I were at the tail end of a long work trip and prepping to fly back East. Having driven cross country we were flying home, but needed to send tools home via UPS. As we were taping up the last box, I quizzed him about what he was still carrying. No pocket knife, sharps, etc… Nope, he replied. All clear.
This was just a few years after 911 and airport security was still hyper focused. When we get into LAX, the time buffer we had began to rapidly disappear. The lines thru security were massive. As our bags went thru the machine, several TSA peeps began pointing at the screen and talking.
Dude asks ole Pie about a pair of scissors in his ditty bag and the big guy sagged, frowned, and looked to me for forgiveness all in an instant. The crowd behind goes silent and leans in for the response. “I use them to trim my birds at the cock fights, he confessed.” Astonished agent doesn’t miss a beat and leans in hard. “Mister Pie Pie, are you going TO a cockfight or COMING FROM a cockfight?”
And the crowd goes wild, laughing and howling at the moon! The overly serious moment became an unreal laugh fest. Peeps were doubled over laughing annd cheering Big Pie.
Ole Pie lost his scissors that night, but we made our flight.
CSB.
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