I am covid positive!

[BrianNole777]

I woke up with a sore throat, drip nose and fatigue.

I went to the pharmacy and got a test. I'm covid positive.

I'm trying not to panic. I have 7 covid vaccines in me so hopefully I can still breathe.

If you pray, please pray for my healing. Thanks.

 

[The Tradition]

Not this again...

 

[HawkinK.C.1]

Decent chance of catching the dead here, OP. Try the ivermectin and if you live we'll know for sure it saved you.

 

[TJ8869]

I have 7 covid vaccines in me

 

[Bonerfarts]

I prayed last time, don’t you have surplus of prayers yet?

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[hawkirugged17]

I prayed last time, don’t you have surplus of prayers yet.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[TJ8869]

I might send up a couple of prayers for the virus, just to balance the scales a bit.

 

[Moral]

When you die can I have your rosaries?

 

[HawkinK.C.1]

 

[Colonoscopy]

I think this guy is an underrated troll

 

[hawkirugged17]

Decent chance of catching the dead here, OP. Try the ivermectin and if you live we'll know for sure it saved you.

 

[Thunderlips71]

I hope you feel better soon Brian 🙏🏻

 

[Bonerfarts]

Trump needs to create the Prayers Strategic Reserves so we can dip into it for times just like this.

 

[win4jj]

Try eating yellow snow.
Hope you get to feeling better soon.

 

[BrianNole777]

Do any HBOT doctors have any advice on what I should do?

@HawkMD
@Joes Place
@Urohawk
@JWolf74

 

[Kelsers]

Do any HBOT doctors have any advice on what I should do?

@HawkMD
@Joes Place
@Urohawk

Joe might have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express but is not a Dr. Rest, fluids and EmergenC.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Does it burn when you pee?

Any ladybugs emerging?

 

[BrianNole777]

Does it burn when you pee?

Any ladybugs emerging?

Not yet.

 

[Derekd3408]

Pfizer stock gonna drop 10% if OP kicks it.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Congratulations? I guess…

 

[Colonoscopy]

I think this guy is an underrated troll

I don't mean it as insult necessarily. Just recognizing game.

 

[MichaelKeller99]

I think this guy is an underrated troll

Half attention hound, half hypochondriac.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Trump needs to create the Prayers Strategic Reserves so we can dip into it for times just like this.

Personally I think we should require prayers to be logged via angelic blockchain so we know exactly who prayed for what and when. When Brian succumbs from his ailment that way Brian can check in at the Pearly Gates and know who didn’t help save him from his ailment.

Sent a prayer your way @BrianNole777 even though I am quite sure with your vaccines you will be right as rain.

 

[BrianNole777]

Personally I think we should require prayers to be logged via angelic blockchain so we know exactly who prayed for what and when. When Brian succumbs from his ailment that way Brian can check in at the Pearly Gates and know who didn’t help save him from his ailment.

Sent a prayer your way @BrianNole777 even though I am quite sure with your vaccines you will be right as rain.

Thanks.

That's the hope.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

If OP really cared about the greater good, he would’ve had 9 vaccines by now.

 

[BrianNole777]

 

[Bonerfarts]

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Is there a point that one receives so many healing prayers that they essentially turn into Wolverine and heal up super quickly? Like heal so much you could coat their bones in adamantium and that person becomes immortal and ends up killing a bunch of other people? Gods plan, I guess.

 

[BrianNole777]

Is there a point that one receives so many healing prayers that they essentially turn into Wolverine and heal up super quickly? Like heal so much you could coat their bones in adamantium and that person becomes immortal and ends up killing a bunch of other people? Gods plan, I guess.

We'll see!

 

[BrianNole777]

I'm going to the Urgent Care. I'm coughing and sniffling with a 99.6 temperature.

 

[The Tradition]

I'm going to the Urgent Care. I'm coughing and sniffling with a 99.6 temperature.

It's just a cold now days, Brian.

 

[fivecardstud14]

I'm going to the Urgent Care. I'm coughing and sniffling with a 99.6 temperature.

Surely this guy is doing a bit.

 

[BrianNole777]

Surely this guy is doing a bit.

Nope.

Covid is bad.

 

[The Tradition]

Should someone try to call the urgent care center and warn them that Brian is coming?

 

[BrianNole777]

Should someone try to call the urgent care center and warn them that Brian is coming?

I hope the wait isn't too long.

 

[95Hawk]

If Covid takes Brian, how soon does the conclave meet to find his replacement? Also, what do we burn in the chimney to signal that a replacement has been found? I’m thinking the devil’s lettuce or a turkey leg from Melrose.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I woke up with a sore throat, drip nose and fatigue.

I went to the pharmacy and got a test. I'm covid positive.

I'm trying not to panic. I have 7 covid vaccines in me so hopefully I can still breathe.

If you pray, please pray for my healing. Thanks.

Your body is mostly COVID virus now mixed with 15% water, and minor amounts of proteins, amino acids, and other carbon based molecules.

 

[BrianNole777]

My throat feels like an old lady is stabbing it.

 

[JimStarr777]

7 vaxes in and still getting it! 🤣🤣🤣 Vaccines ain’t what they used to be I suppose.