I mean, sure you’re married to a lady who’s going down in history, but there’s no way you’re getting a hummer or hammer hand from her after she puts in a shift at work.
“Hey babe, I got stiffy, whatcha think of that?”
“Well, less than an hour ago, I literally had a man’s liver in my hands. He died. So I had to thrown him in the wagon with 20 other bodies then pull that wagon to the open grave to dump them. And oh yeah. Got shot in the left arm while doing that.”
“Sooooo…you’re right arm is still good then? Nice!”
“Hey babe, I got stiffy, whatcha think of that?”
“Well, less than an hour ago, I literally had a man’s liver in my hands. He died. So I had to thrown him in the wagon with 20 other bodies then pull that wagon to the open grave to dump them. And oh yeah. Got shot in the left arm while doing that.”
“Sooooo…you’re right arm is still good then? Nice!”
