I got the job!! I am the newest satellite salesman on team emperron and they said the faster I start the faster I start making money!! I have to go to work to quit and I know that will be hard but it is time to start moving up in the world!!
I got the job!!
- Thread starter Thomas Barnes
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You have now become a job hopper. Soon you will be
selling used cars, then hosting Tupperware parties,
and then a salesman at Toys R Us.
Bottom Line: Go to a Community Junior College and
get some real job skills for the 21st century.
selling used cars, then hosting Tupperware parties,
and then a salesman at Toys R Us.
Bottom Line: Go to a Community Junior College and
get some real job skills for the 21st century.
While I don't take the OP seriously, I'm not finding anything of value with my Google of emperron. Google leads me to French websites.
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I like the direction this thread is going.
i googled Emperron and got this,
Here is the job listing and it does NOT have gay kissing on there!! This is a good job chance for me and I do not care what you put. Look at it and tell me who is laughing now???
Essential Duties and Responsibilities: (other duties may be assigned)
- Deliver prepared sales talks, reading from scripts that describe products or services, in order to persuade potential customers to purchase a product or service.
- Obtain customer information such as name, address, and payment method, and enter orders into computers.
- Adjust sales scripts to better target the needs and interests of specific individuals.
- Adhere to development plan by closing sales and meeting monthly sales goals.
Our benefits include:
- Bonuses
- Great Schedules
- Industry-leading Technology
- Dental Coverage
- Friendly Atmosphere
- Paid Vacation
- Paid Sick Time
- Lucrative Leads
- Career Growth Opportunities
Qualifications:
- Must be over 16 years of age
- Experience preferred in telemarketing or sales experience
- Professional attire and demeanor
- Ability to work individually and as part of a team
- Critical Thinking — using logic and reasoning to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Don't get mad at me b/c this is all fake. Maybe that lunch buffet crowd is rough today.
Well you gotta be over 16 to work there....so you know it's good.
I am real and I am happy to get ahead with this. I do not know how people are on here but I am just me even if yo do not like it!
I put my dang picture there so you can all be happy and go ahead and laugh at me all you want
Congrats! You have the world by the balls now!
Soon you will be buying luxury automobiles and expensive homes and summer houses.
You will then be accepted as a real member of HROT.
I dont' care that it's fake and don't think I have ever once said it wasn't. It's fun, and funny. Whoever is doing the bit sells it. LIke the good old days of SP.
Buffet crowd is solid not spectacular. Good group teachers.
I have for the most part tried to be helpful. It's hard to think you are not trolling us, because you are a little odd (to be fair).... But let's say this is all real, all I'm saying is don't quit your day job. Just yet at least. You can always do it later. If your new company is advising you to quit, so you can fully invest your time, they are saying that to make it so you have no other options.
In addition to this, look deep into the lucrative sales leads. If they are not the Glengarry leads than you are most likely being scammed or misled on purrpose.
Also do be sure to check around to see just how many teenagers are working there.
I stand by my initial post on this- and have attached the link
http://pt.menplaces.com/cruising/canada/perron/
You should learn how to make customized sausages....that's where the real money is.
Nice try Barnes but I know that guy in the picture. He doesn't live in Colorado and he loves to smoke weed.
Well I went in and quit and I will be starting Friday or Monday already. My boss asked me if I was going to stay two weeks and said I wild be missed and hard to replace. I am very excited!!!
Come on TB. YOu didn't give two weeks? DIck move man. Burned a bridge with a employer and a reference.
No no no. He says he does no want to get in the way of me moving up and he was really really supportive.
TB why don't you show us your stockpile of supplies or at least the contract you signed. Give us some proof you aren't lying to us. Your track record is nothing but lies.
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LOL. Your boss was thrilled to get rid of your dumb arse, and couldn't wait to get you out the door. I can only imagine the laughter of your co-workers after you left.
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