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If you’re not going to donate to the Iowa Swarm

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Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
 
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Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
Between buying tickets and $3200 each year to the I Club I'm pretty sure I can say what I want. Haven't donated directly to Swarm but have bought some products to support. I may donate this year but if I do it won't be much. I think its bullshit.
 
Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
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Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
Wow. I’ve lurked on this board for a few years and I’ve seen some craaaaaazy shit posted. But this might be the most unhinged nonsensical one yet. Congrats!
 
Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
Assuming this is DRIPPING sarcasm.
 
Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
I will never donate to pay players. And I reserve my right to voice my opinion on matters of athletics.

So there!
 
Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
What an asshat.
 
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Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
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Then keep your fvcking mouth shut about Iowa athletics. Don’t say “we” need this player or “we” need to do this. Then don’t tell me I have a family to take care of that’s I won’t donate. Well then take care of your worthless family instead of worrying about Iowa athletics. Cheap tavern hawk bastards won’t even update their Iowa apparel. They’ve been wearing the same unlicensed crap for the past thirty years.
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I will never donate to pay players. And I reserve my right to voice my opinion on matters of athletics.

So there!
WTF is the point of watching anymore then? If every other serious football school is doing it & our lame ass fans won't you get what you do or don't pay for.
 
Wow. I’ve lurked on this board for a few years and I’ve seen some craaaaaazy shit posted. But this might be the most unhinged nonsensical one yet. Congrats!
You haven’t been lurking enough. Try the wrestling board for some unhinged shit. Then if you want some bat shit stuff head over to off topic. Football board is like the Sunday comics in comparison.
 
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WTF is the point of watching anymore then? If every other serious football school is doing it & our lame ass fans won't you get what you do or don't pay for.
It's' actually a solid point. Every Saturday during football season, I drop a solid amount of money at Kinnick (especially with those damn metal detectors), it is nice to see a winner on the field, if everyone threw in 20 bucks we could have an even better experience. That's two beers without tip.
 
It's' actually a solid point. Every Saturday during football season, I drop a solid amount of money at Kinnick (especially with those damn metal detectors), it is nice to see a winner on the field, if everyone threw in 20 bucks we could have an even better experience. That's two beers without tip.
The A/D needs to lead the way. Reduce ticket prices $20 and add a $20 NIL surcharge. No change to the consumer, big improvement in the product.


People have no problem giving $6-7 million to a head coach (via buying tickets, watching the games) and a lot of that money is going to one of the richest guys in Iowa. Cooper DeJean was a lot more valuable than Brian Ferentz and Brian got $900K.
 
The A/D needs to lead the way. Reduce ticket prices $20 and add a $20 NIL surcharge. No change to the consumer, big improvement in the product.


People have no problem giving $6-7 million to a head coach (via buying tickets, watching the games) and a lot of that money is going to one of the richest guys in Iowa. Cooper DeJean was a lot more valuable than Brian Ferentz and Brian got $900K.
Well they (the schools) also have to pay all athletes now instead of a subset. Football is the money sport.
 
Once collectives became a thing, and i decided not to donate, I figured it was time to stop complaining over results.

I have a kid in pharmacy school, another starting in the fall, and one more to come in two years; the University of Iowa gets enough of my money.
 
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Once collectives became a thing, and i decided not to donate, I figured it was time to stop complaining over results.

I have a kid in pharmacy school, another starting in the fall, and one more to come in two years; the University of Iowa gets enough of my money.
Day-um!!!

Sir, you ARE excused from other donations.
 
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