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If you’re putting together your 2019 Celebrity Death Pool list

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Go ahead and pencil in Artie Lange. His nose would make a far more effective anti-drug campaign than frying eggs in a skillet.

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Seriously, what happened to his nose? Looks like claymation. Did he get punched and didn’t bother to fix it?
 
Seriously, what happened to his nose? Looks like claymation. Did he get punched and didn’t bother to fix it?

No septum will do that to ya.

Lange has had to have surgery on his nose due to years of snorting cocaine and heroin — and one incident in which he accidentally snorted glass when trying to suck up smashed OxyContin tablets — which left him with no septum...
 
Name / Odds

Richards, Keith / 2:1
White, Betty / 5:2
Carter, Jimmy / 4:1
Fry, Hayden / 5:1
Elizabeth, Her Royal Queen / 7:1
Manafort, Paul / 8:1
...
Timberlake, Justin / 1000:1


**Added the last one as my long shot/fantasy pick**
 
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Is death by Big Mac considered natural causes?
No, but Vlad activating his sleeper agent, Melania, to smother him in his sleep isn't natural causes. Of course, them being in the same bedroom would be highly suspicious.
 
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