In two days, I’m gone.

[Hawki97]

Heading off to those far off lands I got all those vaccines for. Will barely have internet and when I do, it’s too expensive to waste on HORT which is where I get all my news from. Expedition lasts for 6-8 weeks and I’ll pretty much be cut off from the planet.

How will the world be different between what it is now and 2 months from now?

Will Taylor Swift and her boyfriend be engaged?

Will one of our presidential candidates be off the ticket?

Who will be unalive?

Will an Iowa team be on the cusp of a national title?

Will HORT have been moderated into oblivion by the MAGA overlords?

Likes will be distributed upon my return to those getting any predictions correct.

 

[Moral]

We should all @Hawki97 a bunch while he is gone so he has a lot of notifications when he returns, to make him feel special.

 

[ConvenientParking]

"Are you trying to say Caitlin Clark can't hit a curveball?" shirts will be in fashion on 6 continents*.

ETA: * - among people old enough to get the reference

 

[Hawki97]

We should all @Hawki97 a bunch while he is gone so he has a lot of notifications when he returns, to make him feel special.

Yes, please. HORT is my feel special place.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

 

[Huey Grey]

So sorry to hear that OP is heading to Ottumwa.

 

[mthawkeyes]

So sorry to hear that OP is heading to Ottumwa.

 

[ATLNole1]

Bye.

 

[Hawki97]

Bye.

 

[ping72]

Is he going to jail with @Colonoscopy ?

 

[ButtersHawk]

In a shocking turn of events Biden announces he has fired Kamala Harris. In an emergency press conference he announces this toy as his NEW VP. New polls show he flips 75% of undecided voters.

 

[Bierhalter]

Is he going to jail with @Colonoscopy ?

Nah, they have internet there. As evidenced by his recent posts.

 

[chosen.one]

 

[RicoSuave102954]

Sounds like you are headed to Somalia North (Minneapolis).

Good luck with that and double up on the vaccines.

 

[95Hawk]

So sorry to hear that OP is heading to Ottumwa.

There are a lot of vaccines to be had out there, for sure.

None of them can protect you from Ottumwa, however.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Guys, he is only headed to Nebraska....

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Heading off to those far off lands I got all those vaccines for. Will barely have internet and when I do, it’s too expensive to waste on HORT which is where I get all my news from. Expedition lasts for 6-8 weeks and I’ll pretty much be cut off from the planet.

I thought they closed down Epstein's Island. Report back to GIAHORT who was on the Lolita Express with you...

 

[ping72]

Guys, he is only headed to Nebraska....

RIP

 

[BrianNole777]

Enjoy.

Send pics.

 

[goldmom]

Am

 

[goldmom]

Am I the only one who doesn’t know where 97’s headed???
Be safe 97. You’re not a bad dude.

 

[QChawks]

 

[lucas80]

Heading off to those far off lands I got all those vaccines for. Will barely have internet and when I do, it’s too expensive to waste on HORT which is where I get all my news from. Expedition lasts for 6-8 weeks and I’ll pretty much be cut off from the planet.

How will the world be different between what it is now and 2 months from now?

Will Taylor Swift and her boyfriend be engaged?

Will one of our presidential candidates be off the ticket?

Who will be unalive?

Will an Iowa team be on the cusp of a national title?

Will HORT have been moderated into oblivion by the MAGA overlords?

Likes will be distributed upon my return to those getting any predictions correct.

We’ll take care of Mrs. 97/Your mom for you while you’re gone.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[ping72]

Am I the only one who doesn’t know where 97’s headed???
Be safe 97. You’re not a bad dude.

No. I have no idea what the crap he’s talking about.

 

[lucas80]

No. I have no idea what the crap he’s talking about.

He said something about shots and going dark for a few weeks, so my guess is Thailand to have perverted sexcapades and do heroin. It seems logical.

 

[the24fan]

 

[Fan In Black]

have fun on your trip dude

 

[jonesy5960]

 

[Hawki97]

He said something about shots and going dark for a few weeks, so my guess is Thailand to have perverted sexcapades and do heroin. It seems logical.

 

[Hawki97]

I thought they closed down Epstein's Island. Report back to GIAHORT who was on the Lolita Express with you...

Peace bro. And obviously I’ll be discretionary when I come back. Your secret is safe with me!

 

[Bow.to.the.Narrative]

Heading off to those far off lands I got all those vaccines for. Will barely have internet and when I do, it’s too expensive to waste on HORT which is where I get all my news from. Expedition lasts for 6-8 weeks and I’ll pretty much be cut off from the planet.

How will the world be different between what it is now and 2 months from now?

Will Taylor Swift and her boyfriend be engaged?

Will one of our presidential candidates be off the ticket?

Who will be unalive?

Will an Iowa team be on the cusp of a national title?

Will HORT have been moderated into oblivion by the MAGA overlords?

Likes will be distributed upon my return to those getting any predictions correct.

No on the national title. Iowa can't have stuff like that.

 

[jasonrann]

Good luck, OP. If you go to New Orleans, bring plenty of jimmies and make sure the coke is fentanyl-free. Happy orgy-ing!

 

[Finance85]

Heading off to those far off lands I got all those vaccines for. Will barely have internet and when I do, it’s too expensive to waste on HORT which is where I get all my news from. Expedition lasts for 6-8 weeks and I’ll pretty much be cut off from the planet.

How will the world be different between what it is now and 2 months from now?

Will Taylor Swift and her boyfriend be engaged?

Will one of our presidential candidates be off the ticket?

Who will be unalive?

Will an Iowa team be on the cusp of a national title?

Will HORT have been moderated into oblivion by the MAGA overlords?

Likes will be distributed upon my return to those getting any predictions correct.

RIP. Some of us will miss you.

 

[Hawki97]

So, the Hawkeyes almost made the championship dream come true.

Have the new HORT overlords destroyed it yet? I see stolen_valor_4_a_day pissing his pants and still pretending he was in the marines so they can’t be moderating that much.

What did you guys do to JR?

What else did I miss?

 

[alaskanseminole]

So, the Hawkeyes almost made the championship dream come true.

Have the new HORT overlords destroyed it yet? I see stolen_valor_4_a_day pissing his pants and still pretending he was in the marines so they can’t be moderating that much.

What did you guys do to JR?

What else did I miss?

 

[eb05]

So, the Hawkeyes almost made the championship dream come true.

Have the new HORT overlords destroyed it yet? I see stolen_valor_4_a_day pissing his pants and still pretending he was in the marines so they can’t be moderating that much.

What did you guys do to JR?

What else did I miss?

posting nudes here is legal now.

 

[Hawki97]

posting nudes here is legal now.

 

[SoProudNole]

What else did I miss?

Taylor Swift dumped Travis Kelce for Larry Nerd.

 

[Hawki97]