This sounds closer to me:
We'll finish 11-7 in the Big Ten regular season amidst shouts of easy schedule much louder than we ever heard of Indiana last year. Finishing the regular season at 19-12, we'll win our first Big Ten Tournament game and talk will be if we win one more were getting an NCAA invite.
By some quirk of fate, we'll get to play Michigan State next. A team that amazingly has produced a good Big Ten record. Just like the kind in the past that have ensured it, along with their reputation, of a good seed in the NCAA's. The kind of seed that sets up Sweet Sixteens and yes about every four years a good team will go from that to the Final Four!
I'm not saying the system is rigged but one might notice their roster has a guy on it every season named T.V. Marketshare! Thanks to that guy, Izzo will win B1G Coach of the Year and everybody will be talking about what an amazingly consistent job he does. Oh, and Fran does pretty good as well but that game he gets tossed out of cost them a win or something or other.
So here we are with this big game and it won't take Ted Valentine to screw us as he's had a hand in training just about every Big Ten ref and in fact a say in who get's hired to be a Big Ten ref so his legacy is such that, well, we haven't felt a disturbance on the Force like this since...2012-13!
If you get what I'm saying, anyone who goes to the BTT should take a condom to toss out on the court so at least when they screw us it's "safe". I mean, we've been through this before so why not be prepared.
And there we'll stand, watching our NCAA hopes crash down as Izzo notches another high NCAA seed upon our whipping boy backs. The real hurt will be when an 11-7 Big Ten team gets passed over by a couple of teams with, lets say 10-8 marks. Just like in 2012-13 when our 9-9 bunch was passed by for two 8-10 teams. And there were reasons because if one looks at the list of NCAA invite reasons it might just as well read,"Who we feel like."
And I won't get to say, Iowa is only one of three Big Ten teams to be invited to the last four NCAA's.
But there's the NIT! And just like 2012-13 we'll smash that thing right up to the end, maybe win it? Probably will this time. Which If I'm not mistaken takes 5 wins. We end up 25-14 or just one off of 25-13 which is what we finished in, say it with me, 2012-13.
Is that weird, or what. So in honor of repetitive history and doom, I give you, the Who: