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Iowa State was 2-22 last yr...

Iowa held their opponent to 48 points tonight. Outstanding!

Iowa scored 46. Not so hot….

At least we got to 60 last night.
Clowns scoring 60 points is “excitement” that causes clown fans to wet themselves.
 
isu is still a good turnaround after last years debacle. But they were dominated today at home by tcu. looks like they're coming back down to earth a bit.
When the bar to clear is ground level, improving isn't tough.

Looking like the wheels are coming off the Oodlebergermobile.

Too bad...I had them in the national semi finals in my office pool.
 
Thank god we have clown fans. On cryclown fanatic they are chirping about how today wasn’t really a sellout at Carver.

Because clown fans say so. Doesn’t matter if all the tickets were sold clown fans and clown fans alone are the sole determinant of a sellout for a game held in Iowa City.
 
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When the bar to clear is ground level, improving isn't tough.

Looking like the wheels are coming off the Oodlebergermobile.

Too bad...I had them in the national semi finals in my office pool.
I knew that jacking up 3s would only carry them so far.
 
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I knew that jacking up 3s would only carry them so far.
Just like I knew clown fans would run away and hide once their “exciting” offense started losing games.

Another hallmark of isu’s 5 douche culture, they are really good at running their mouth right up to the point that they revert back to being isu and losing. When this happens clown fans run away and hide.

Next loss by the Hawks and they will be back in force chirping again here, on the clown report and cryclown fanatic.
 
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Formerlycybercy on the clown report knows the four cornerstones of the isu culture “cyclones, weather, farming and hate for the Hawkeyes”.

Don’t ever change clown fans.
 
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Got to love the TJ terribles though. isu is now 1-7 in their last 8 with mighty TCU.

I know the refs were why isu lost those 7, including yesterday. If the refs would have just counted some the misses as good isu would have won the game. Can’t believe they refuse to make up rules as they go so isu can win games. “It’s not fair” crybaby Pollard will tell you just ask.
 
Only downside to ISU losing is that they will soon fall out of the 1st quadrant making our loss to them more damaging to our resume.
 
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Tough to win when you are 3/26 from 3. Giving up 59 points should give you a really good chance to win, but not when you shoot + play so poorly. Kudos to TCU. They played well + deserved to win. Still 11 conference games left + game vs Missouri. Time to right the ship.
 
This is the ship righting, fwiw. Iowa State is a pretty good team, but there was always a correction coming.
 
In spite of the improvement, ISU is still very flawed. Most notably, the lack of a CONSISTENT 3 point shooter. They are not getting much from their post players either. Conditt, Jones, and Kunc don't offer much offensively.
 
In spite of the improvement, ISU is still very flawed. Most notably, the lack of a CONSISTENT 3 point shooter. They are not getting much from their post players either. Conditt, Jones, and Kunc don't offer much offensively.
So “exciting” to lose at home to TCU by 15 though. Meanwhile Iowa holding a team to 51 and winning by 16 is “boring” because clown fans say so.
 
Are we at the point where we can all agree that the ISU ranking a few weeks ago was just as flawed as when Clone fans laughed at the Iowa football ranking last October?

ISU MBB has been scouted and teams recognize their weaknesses.
 
Tough to win when you are 3/26 from 3. Giving up 59 points should give you a really good chance to win, but not when you shoot + play so poorly. Kudos to TCU. They played well + deserved to win. Still 11 conference games left + game vs Missouri. Time to right the ship.
Might happen, but I visited Cy Fan after their TT loss and they were confidently saying the same thing about thumping TCU and righting the ship.
 
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Clown fans on the clown report sure are pissed that the Baylor women play defense like the cryclown men.

All of a sudden that kind defense means they are “thugs” and “muggers”.

Just how the isu fan base rolls.
 
And then Iowa State goes on the road and shoots very well from deep to win in OT at Stillwater. Hard to figure.
 
And then Iowa State goes on the road and shoots very well from deep to win in OT at Stillwater. Hard to figure.
If isu needs 10 3 pointers to win by 3 against a 10 win team they aren’t going very far if they make the tourney.
 
If (still a big if) ISU makes the NCAAs, they will have far exceeded expectations this year. A 1st round loss (no matter the seed) will not be a huge disappointment.

Great game last night in Stillwater. Like all bball teams at every level, it's an easier game when you are shooting well. Makes the TCU even more maddening.
 
If isu needs 10 3 pointers to win by 3 against a 10 win team they aren’t going very far if they make the tourney.
Oklahoma State on the road is a Quad 1 win. Something Iowa still doesn’t have (though it could change tonight if they can beat Purdue).

That said, we’ll just be thrilled to make the NCAA this year. Let alone make noise.
 
Oklahoma State on the road is a Quad 1 win. Something Iowa still doesn’t have (though it could change tonight if they can beat Purdue).

That said, we’ll just be thrilled to make the NCAA this year. Let alone make noise.
Yet clowns still looking up at the Hawks in the Net Rankings.

Ouch
 
ISU will struggle vs. any team with a dominant post player. I hope ISU gets a chance vs WI, Sparty, or IL.
 
ISU will struggle vs. any team with a dominant post player. I hope ISU gets a chance vs WI, Sparty, or IL.
Because the hack, grab and hold d will work? So adorable clown fans think they could out d MSU in the tournament. WI, IL or MSU would take isu’s bad offense to the woodshed.
 
Truth...I'm not saying they would beat WI, Sparty, or IL. Would be an upset over any of the three. If they played it would probably be in 2nd round of NCAA - that was my point.
 
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