Given what we've seen already I'd say this ending is quite plausible.
Is anyone super excited to watch Yellowstone Sunday night?
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He's a thug like the rest of them. Threatening people, assaulting people, intimidating people, interfering with investigations, acting like he's a seasoned detective, acting like he was Jason Bourne in Iraq, calling up people and not identifying himself...he just starts talking, abruptly hangs up the phone, believes in the spirit world, doesn't call out psycho Monica's bullshit drama, etc,...
It's just one huge eye roll.
He pointed a gun at a little girl’s head and threatened to paint the inside of the car with her brain in order to intimidate her father. I’m not familiar with that principle.
Maybe just to make it look like bad juju going on adding with all the other bad things going on at the ranch.
They’ve been foreshadowing that stallion killing someone in just about every episode this season. I liked how they started the ominous music as soon as Colby entered the stall. At least he accidentally professed his love for Teeter before he assumed room temperature. That was nice.
More fancy ridin’ on his $2 million horse by Taylor tonight. And he has a bevy of hotties who play strip poker with him and swim topless in his pool.
This guy might be the biggest narcissist in the entertainment business.
This guy might be the biggest narcissist in the entertainment business.
This show can’t end soon enough based upon the crap we saw tonight. Sheridan has taken over the show for his own personal gain and exposure.
So is the show actually ending or are they going to have more? Expected to hear series finale but it was season.
There has been 40 minutes worth of meaningful content, 5 hours of horsesh*t
There has been 40 minutes worth of meaningful content, 5 hours of horsesh*t
Noticed that as well. Based on the lack of content, I'd be surprised if it continued.
Mystic Indian stuff going back to their vision quest time.
I am hoping, praying, there is some tie in with Thomas and Mo in the final episode.
I doubled up tonight, and at this point I'm just going to slog my way through the series.
Sheridan has run it into the ground. Just off the top of my head from the last two weeks:
The detective calls Kayce and discusses an active case with him? The son of the victim?
Does Kayce have a job anymore? When does he ever do cattle cop stuff?
But, of course Kayce has a special forces buddy who can find out anything. Like, in 2 days he learns the home address for the guy that led the hit on John. And, this guy is so sloppy that he lets Kayce walk up on him and his kid.
I've seen all of the fancy horse riding, and rip on Jimmy stuff I ever need to see out of Sheridan. But, then he made it worse by making sure to give us some scenes of him shirtless.
I know it was a s**t plot line, but Colby dies, and they don't call the sheriff. I don't want to overthink, but, you know, it was a workplace death. You probably gotta do more than sling his corpse into a truck and drive off.
The ranch is strapped for cash, but Beth jets off to look at the fancy horse auction, complete with stock douche bag Brazilian fancy boys?
And, as mentioned by Brother Maynard, the ranch is so freaking destitute they are selling off the antiques and collectibles? This isn't how any of this works?
Sheridan has run it into the ground. Just off the top of my head from the last two weeks:
The detective calls Kayce and discusses an active case with him? The son of the victim?
Does Kayce have a job anymore? When does he ever do cattle cop stuff?
But, of course Kayce has a special forces buddy who can find out anything. Like, in 2 days he learns the home address for the guy that led the hit on John. And, this guy is so sloppy that he lets Kayce walk up on him and his kid.
I've seen all of the fancy horse riding, and rip on Jimmy stuff I ever need to see out of Sheridan. But, then he made it worse by making sure to give us some scenes of him shirtless.
I know it was a s**t plot line, but Colby dies, and they don't call the sheriff. I don't want to overthink, but, you know, it was a workplace death. You probably gotta do more than sling his corpse into a truck and drive off.
The ranch is strapped for cash, but Beth jets off to look at the fancy horse auction, complete with stock douche bag Brazilian fancy boys?
And, as mentioned by Brother Maynard, the ranch is so freaking destitute they are selling off the antiques and collectibles? This isn't how any of this works?
I suspect at this point this is what Sheridan is going to give you, plus she'll be riding a mountain lion.
So the land will go to the Indians for a dollar
You see, that’s the inherent limitation of fancy ridin’. I mean, the fancy ridin’ is great. Obviously. But all the Cowboy clothing you have to wear while fancy ridin’ makes it impossible to fully visualize the almost cartoonish definition Taylor has achieved by pumping iron and chugging muscle milk while writing his scripts.
And there’s really no plausible scenario where a fella would be fancy ridin’ while shirtless. That would be silly. So the next best option is to play strip poker with a bunch of coeds who are all too eager to be fleeced of their clothing for the entertainment of Cowboys twice their age.
If I had to pinpoint the most insultingly stupid scene in this episode, one strong contender would have to be Beth playing strip poker with Travis.
One hand of Texas Hold ‘Em. If he wins, she has to strip naked while he records her with his phone. If she wins, he agrees to fly to Montana and, for no commission, auction off all the ranch’s assets so he can work the same mojo he used to swindle the fat Brazilians in tracksuits on fellow ranchers that her father spent his entire life building personal and business relationships with. People who know exactly what the livestock and equipment are worth.
So Travis proceeds to deal Beth a monster hand. Queens full of nines. But wait. Travis has four Aces, which is not at all suspicious. Apparently he’s Worm from ‘Rounders’ now.
So even though Beth despises Travis with every fiber of her being, he clearly won fair and square. So with nothing more than an admonition that her husband is going to kill him, Beth immediately commences to taking off her clothes so Travis can make a video of her naughty bits.
Silly Beth. You can keep your clothes on after all. Travis was planning to do the auction all along. The strip poker thing was just him having a little fun with you. Besides, now it’s time for corn dogs.
One hand of Texas Hold ‘Em. If he wins, she has to strip naked while he records her with his phone. If she wins, he agrees to fly to Montana and, for no commission, auction off all the ranch’s assets so he can work the same mojo he used to swindle the fat Brazilians in tracksuits on fellow ranchers that her father spent his entire life building personal and business relationships with. People who know exactly what the livestock and equipment are worth.
So Travis proceeds to deal Beth a monster hand. Queens full of nines. But wait. Travis has four Aces, which is not at all suspicious. Apparently he’s Worm from ‘Rounders’ now.
So even though Beth despises Travis with every fiber of her being, he clearly won fair and square. So with nothing more than an admonition that her husband is going to kill him, Beth immediately commences to taking off her clothes so Travis can make a video of her naughty bits.
Silly Beth. You can keep your clothes on after all. Travis was planning to do the auction all along. The strip poker thing was just him having a little fun with you. Besides, now it’s time for corn dogs.
Beth is now a certified grief counselor. Get drunk and smash a glass into a fireplace, and get drunk and slice yuppie businessmen wide open with your razor sharp tongue are her top ways to deal with grief and loss…
Final bit, you can tell Sheridan has given up on scripts as he piles in more scenes of simple cowboys joining together for an auction with music and giant steaks grilling.
I assume he owns the band that was playing and the catering company, just so he could get another check from the production company.
I assume he owns the band that was playing and the catering company, just so he could get another check from the production company.
Glad I gave up on this show. It really jumped the shark when he became the Governor.
My favorite part of Beth’s attempt to turn Teeter’s frown upside down was that she was surprised that Teeter wasn’t as adept at her little game.
An hour earlier she didn’t even know what the term ‘metaphorically speaking’ meant, but Beth was dismayed that Teeter threatened to shove Guy #2’s head so far up his m*****f****n’ ass that he’d have heartburn in his m*****f****n’ eyeball instead of surgically excoriating his curriculum vitae.
Well of course it's gonna tie back in. It's all been leading that way and the preview for the season finale shows some of it.
At this point in the series, if you compiled all the scenes of million dollar horses running fast and then sliding to a stop, you could probably fill an entire episode.
This Is a Cry for Help
Not content to kill off Kevin Costner, Taylor Sheridan wrote a Yellowstone plot about a super-cool dude everyone admires (played by Taylor Sheridan).
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The quip about Lucille Bluth was perfect.This Is a Cry for Help
Not content to kill off Kevin Costner, Taylor Sheridan wrote a Yellowstone plot about a super-cool dude everyone admires (played by Taylor Sheridan).
So tonight's episode was about Taylor's biceps. Got it.
Looking forward to wrapping this thing up and moving on to Landman. I'm hearing Billy Bob nails the role.
I thought Matthew McConaughey was supposed to be taking the reigns. Is that who Casey is going to reach out to?
This Is a Cry for Help
Not content to kill off Kevin Costner, Taylor Sheridan wrote a Yellowstone plot about a super-cool dude everyone admires (played by Taylor Sheridan).
I like the comment from this article. The whole show is a cringy soap and has been since season 2. The dialogue is corny, acting is soapy, and the characters show no depth. There is great photography and costumes. It shouldn't be a surprise that they are closing it out like this.
I said the same thing last night, take out the cowboy porn and this season could've wrapped up three episodes ago
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Add onto this Beth returning home and asking Rip why Travis is his best friend, followed by a 5 minute improv speech from a guy that hasn’t strung more than 5 words together in the last 5 years.
This season has been brutal but let’s be honest, they ran out of story lines. The “they want my land” can only take you so far.
I laughed when they sold off the cows in Texas and got a check for 13 million. Holy shit. They would need to have sold a very large amount of beef to get that. Cattle prices are great but the 500lb feeder calves would have sold for $800 each. The cows maybe $1000 if they were being kept for breeding. They had no fat cattle.
I laughed when they sold off the cows in Texas and got a check for 13 million. Holy shit. They would need to have sold a very large amount of beef to get that. Cattle prices are great but the 500lb feeder calves would have sold for $800 each. The cows maybe $1000 if they were being kept for breeding. They had no fat cattle.
