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Is it time to have a funeral for @moral?

millah_22

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I didn't want to have to do this, but I think it's safe to assume he has passed away.

Would anyone like to share the first eulogy?
 
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If that dude died I am going to hire a necromancer, dig up his corpse, re-animate it and force him to draw me the avatar artwork he promised many many months ago. Then I’m going to have myself a little cry…cause I really did like him as a poster.

Ya better not be dead @Moral…we need more people like you in this world.
 
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We are just joking around about this, right? Because there was an obit for a 26-year-old Moline man who loved basketball from Monday, Sept. 2. :oops:

He is in his 30's, pretty sure deployed to the ME in the late aughts or early teens.

My guess is moral is doing some vampire romance retreat - if he's dead - that stuff went too far. If he's alive, he's having the time of his life.
 
Vampire blowjobs sound scary. A different kind of suckage.
Since vampires are dead, they are probably cold, right? So getting f---ked by a vampire must feel like getting f---ed with a popsicle.

This observation is how I ruined the Twilight series for Mrs. Torbee. :)
 
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