Kwoodhawk if you have a million bucks you needs to stash, lemme keep it for you. I will give you a $1000 for every year you let me hold it. That's double the going rate and I guarantee it's locked in at that set amount for as long you keep a million bucks in PBS S&L.

If you are not quite there yet I'm sure I could work something out to pay you $10/year on that $10,000.
In all seriousness, anyone investing 7 figures in some community bank's run of the mill personal savings account deserves whatever paltry return that comes with that.