You missed a golden opportunity to use the word "meatus."
Just downed a 10 ounce bottle of magnesium citrate
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My doc complained bitterly after my last exam. Said she ran into debris that resembled pizza. Said I needed to treat the process more seriously.
I was out. Just remember a violent thrust before I feel asleep. No worries. It was easy.
I think 45 is the new rec based on the colon cancer rates. I could be wrong.
As for OP, Mag Cit is the easy part of the process, just a pre-cleansing cleanser. Wait until you get into the gallon jug, that's when the real fun begins.
CSB- I had my colonoscopy at 53. Doc gave me the cocktail of drugs prior to the procedure. They got me in position, inserted the scope and I let out an audible "OOOF!". Doc said give him more and that's the last thing I remember until I came out of the stupor. He gave me the 10-year pass. We'll see what happens in a couple of years.
Mrs a was a nurse who worked at an endo center recovery room near dc. Every so often they would get some lunatic woman in who would want to do a “natural” procedure. Which is to say without anesthesia. That usually lasted about 35 seconds
It took a while for everything to kick in, but man it is killer.
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Had my first one recently and my wife (no pic) got the results before I did, which is rare for her to get the mail before I do. I had bitched and whined about the procedure the whole time; much to her frustration I'm sure. She opened the results and said; 'you are due back in 6 months.' I instantly thought the worst and before I could grab it she informed me I was good for 10 years. I was not real happy and she said 'the king of joking around couldn't take a joke for 30 seconds'. In fact I got a little pissy. I told her me dropping dead from a heart attack thinking I might have colon cancer is not really a great joke. For me, not eating all night was the hard part. I typically am by instinct and schedule; an Intermittent faster. I mainly hated not eating after 5pm or whatever the time was. The procedure is a piece of cake! I know; CSB.
I work in healthcare.
Compliance officer comes to inspect our area. Sees Mag Citrate bottle in med fridge and declares "you can't store your pop in a med fridge". We reply "you caught us, please take it for yourself as a peace offering." Compliance office becomes wary and backs down. Darn it.
Compliance officer comes to inspect our area. Sees Mag Citrate bottle in med fridge and declares "you can't store your pop in a med fridge". We reply "you caught us, please take it for yourself as a peace offering." Compliance office becomes wary and backs down. Darn it.
Looking for an update. Over/under on the number of times pooped including peeing from the butt? I would set it at 35.
I’d say I’m approaching the 20 mark, but I just started the morning prep.
“They give you this stuff called Go Lightly. Boy is that mis-named. It should be called ‘Cramp and shit like a motherfvcker’. I sneezed and I shit in my socks.”
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Got my first one tomorrow. Just drank my first 8 oz. I was expecting the taste to be worse. Pooping has not commenced yet but I can feel a storm brewing
It really wasn’t that bad. The taste of the prep drink I had to down every 15 minutes for hours was worse than the actual shitting.
All good. Waiting on biopsy results. 3 polyps needed to be removed.
Negative. The fentanyl knocked me out. Best sleep I’ve had in years. I actually had permission to fart on people after the procedure. 😂
The new guidelines are routine screening at age 45. If you have a family history it's 40.
Colonoscopy is better. Pill is better than nothing but not as good. Also if they find something during colonoscopy, they can remove polyps. If the pill finds something....guess what? You're getting a colonoscopy.
My first one and I took what was prescribed. Didn’t know there was a pill option.
