No usually these call-in shows have the same callers each week who throw out softballs and marshmallows.
Hi Kirk, this is Denny from Fairfield. How do you explain the amazing success you have achieved at Iowa, being bowl eligible yet again?
its time delayed to remove any negative comments to King Kirk...
LuteHawk, don't you know Dave is from Bettendorf and not Davenport? Even tho the alliteration does sound better.Hi Kirk, this is Dave from Davenport. I want to thank
you and your wife for that tremendous $1 million dollar
donation to the Iowa University Children's Hospital.
Also I want to take this opportunity to thank you and
the Hawkeyes for that tremendous 55-24 win over
Ohio State this month. On a personal note, what is
the brand of gum you chew on the sidelines during
the games?
I heard this douche call in and asked Kirk to confirm that he said the team was flying to Lincoln. Once Kirk confirmed it, the guy launched into how can the team afford to fly such a short distance when driving it would be more financially responsible. I turned the radio off.How is it going tonight?
You're 0-23 in having a post that is even remotely intelligible or having any meaningful purpose. Since you're so concerned with wins and loses, I suggest you resign. When you 'get some things cleaned up', you can think about 'playing' again.its time delayed to remove any negative comments to King Kirk , No way He goes thru all these years without someone giving Him a come to Jesus tirade
Hi Kirk, my name is Bob from Burlington. Thank you for taking my call. I am an all Madden coach and internet tough guy. My question for you today is, do you think I should be paid more than you because I am undefeated this season and a 3 time national champion all without ever leaving my mom's couch? I will hang up and listen but you should know if I don't like your answer I will go to the message boards and complain. My mom has wifi in her basement. And an old margarita machine that I converted into a soft serve ice cream machine. Oh and throw deep every play. They will never be expecting it. Thanks. Go Hawks.
They do screen the callers beforehand, but if you're deranged and bitter enough, you can lie to get on the air and then get in whatever rant you can before you're cut off.
A few have done it, but most seem to be too afraid to actually try.
Most bitter fans would be more like a couple 16 year olds driving by the dorky looking kid, rolling down their windows quick to yell "You suck!" and other derogatory obscenities, as they drive by.
That's how most bitter fans actually are (The ones that come on here to rant about the coaching staff and the 30 something year olds talking about fans riding Kirk's dick).
.......Yes, they are cowards, and they do not know what else they can do to be noticed in their attempts to express their displeasure and frustration and bitterness about their sports team.
This little comedy bit has it all. You should write professionally, the originality alone is tremendous. How did you come up with this stuff?
No, it's not, other than the standard "for obscenity" delay.
Keep coming up with self-disempowering reasons why you folks don't have the gnads to call in.
What it gets down to is you are pissed off there are some who aren't happy and voice it on these boards. You live in your black and gold world of rainbows an lolli pops. While some who aren't happy may not call a coach's show, you on the other hand would likely pass out if Kirk Ferentz came up you and said hi.
I know you're bitter, but are you saying you apologize for being a pessimist? That'd be impressive.Bitter apologist?