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Not if you want her to keep doing that 😉
what she said yes GIF by TipsyElves.com
 

That gif seems to excuse away not thinking of the fact that there are children and you are in the presence of them and that maybe somethings shouldn't be done in front of children.

I don't want to have to explain a lot of things my kid will see to him, but I won't have a choice.

However it's preferable that a parent explain these things on their own time . . . within reason. I'm not saying that parents get to wait til a kid is 17 to tell them what sex is. There is certainly age appropriate stuff for high school kids that wouldn't be appropriate for younger kids.

But a sporting event is generally considered family friendly and you might have your 6 year old there and no one wants to go to a sporting event and try to explain to their 6 year old what oral sex is.
 
That gif seems to excuse away not thinking of the fact that there are children and you are in the presence of them and that maybe somethings shouldn't be done in front of children.



However it's preferable that a parent explain these things on their own time . . . within reason. I'm not saying that parents get to wait til a kid is 17 to tell them what sex is. There is certainly age appropriate stuff for high school kids that wouldn't be appropriate for younger kids.

But a sporting event is generally considered family friendly and you might have your 6 year old there and no one wants to go to a sporting event and try to explain to their 6 year old what oral sex is.
If your six-year-old sees that on the big screen, and that results in you explaining what oral sex is… I’m sorry, but that’s on the parent. There are hundreds of ways to avoid having that age inappropriate conversation with your six-year-old.
 
If your six-year-old sees that on the big screen, and that results in you explaining what oral sex is… I’m sorry, but that’s on the parent. There are hundreds of ways to avoid having that age inappropriate conversation with your six-year-old.
Kid: "Dad why are people laughing?"

Dad: "They're just being silly"

Kid: "Oh.. haha."
 
If your six-year-old sees that on the big screen, and that results in you explaining what oral sex is… I’m sorry, but that’s on the parent. There are hundreds of ways to avoid having that age inappropriate conversation with your six-year-old.
Why she do that dad?
She was being silly and hiding from the camera.
Oh, that's funny.

End.
 
That gif seems to excuse away not thinking of the fact that there are children and you are in the presence of them and that maybe somethings shouldn't be done in front of children.



However it's preferable that a parent explain these things on their own time . . . within reason. I'm not saying that parents get to wait til a kid is 17 to tell them what sex is. There is certainly age appropriate stuff for high school kids that wouldn't be appropriate for younger kids.

But a sporting event is generally considered family friendly and you might have your 6 year old there and no one wants to go to a sporting event and try to explain to their 6 year old what oral sex is.
Either your kids are old enough to know what a blowjob is or young enough you could tell them she was goofing around about dropping something on the floor.

You are way overthinking this lol.
 
I did think it was legitimately funny but I wouldn't want my kids to see it and have to try to explain what was going on there.
18 and up for all sporting events? A case could be made lots of "adult things" happen there...
 
If that is the worst thing you have to explain to your kids then life is good.
Can't imagine the struggle when you have to explain why people/things die...you know actually important things to address.
 
Kid: "Dad why are people laughing?"

Dad: "They're just being silly"

Kid: "Oh.. haha."

Why she do that dad?
She was being silly and hiding from the camera.
Oh, that's funny.

End.

Either your kids are old enough to know what a blowjob is or young enough you could tell them she was goofing around about dropping something on the floor.

You are way overthinking this lol.

You left out some of my favorites to avoid awkward conversations with children/grandchildren:

"I don't know."

"You'll have to ask your mother."
 
If that is the worst thing you have to explain to your kids then life is good.
Can't imagine the struggle when you have to explain why people/things die...you know actually important things to address.

I don't know, while death is a tough subject, I'm not prepared for the "BJ talk".
 
I don't know, while death is a tough subject, I'm not prepared for the "BJ talk".
If they aren’t old enough to understand the bj talk then there is no need to have it based on some random couple goofing around.
Might want to keep an eye on their social media, tik tok, etc. they may know more than you think
 
If they aren’t old enough to understand the bj talk then there is no need to have it based on some random couple goofing around.
Might want to keep an eye on their social media, tik tok, etc. they may know more than you think

I was just joking around. My kids are in their upper 20's. My wife handled all the "talks".
 
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