Why so much schadenfreude over the thought that ISU lands in the MAC? This is exactly where Iowa would end up if the B1G dissolved or Iowa put out of the conference and there was no Big XII for the Hawkeyes to migrate towards. Iowa is not as glamorous to other Power 5 conferences as many here would like to believe
You are right, Iowa is a perfect fit in the Big Ten, which is why they are in the Big Ten, and the Big Ten isn't going anywhere.
Just like ISU's most obvious P5 landing would be the Big Ten, it fits with Iowa and what Iowa does, where it wouldn't fit with the SEC.
That isn't schadenfreude, nor should it be taken as an insult.