What's everyone complaining about, trump has realized that he can replace these people with simply a black sharpie. Who knows more than trump about the direction of a tornado or hurricane.
$1000 gets you a "No Tornado Zone" circle drawn on an "official" weather map by Trump, himself.
He'll send you a photo of your Tornado free zone for an additional $100.
Tornado free zone is valid for 1 month only.