*** Official Matt Gaetz Arrest Watch Thread ***
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Maybe. Dude apparently does research like Chis. Gaetz isn't on record as having any children, so that threat isn't valid. Perhaps Gaetz having children is imminent, too.
Hopefully something will break loose before mid April, which is the filing deadline to appear on the 2022 ballot. Gaetz has said he won't be running again. I have a hard time believing that.
On another note, his law license was suspended for non-payment of fees, but he got that caught up last week.
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Exactly. You should tell Gaetz he doesn't have any kids. He kept saying Nestor the 20'ish year old Cuban was his son. Wonder why he was doing that? Because he's a Fbag like everyone in this thread defending him.
They used the word!
The investigation into Gaetz has stretched on since November and became public this spring amid predictions of an imminent indictment for the congressman that never came to pass.
I'm just embarrassed that this guy is who my district continues to vote for. And it's not like there aren't valid alternatives. A few years back two extremely conservative people with actual credentials ran against him and refused to play the stupid games he does. He killed them in the primary. It wasn't even close. The republicans here want someone who acts like him in Washington.
Not legal mental health issues. There are laws against sexual abuse of minors. Why is everyone OK with shooting! Christ, it's not a life or death issue unless the situation escalates if there is armed resistance.
Why this blast-a-way acceptance?
You stated, "Gaetz isn't on record as having any children, so that threat isn't valid."
The fact that Nestor is not 'officially' Gaetz' offspring in no way lessens the threat. You're being purposely obtuse here.
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This is it guys!
This is the one!
The headline says it may be moving forward!
This thread was started damn near 7 months ago and contains a litany of shit that never came to fruition but this is the one!
Q is pee, pee is Q. You are like 2 for 100 bud, just like those butt****s.
This is the one!
The headline says it may be moving forward!
This thread was started damn near 7 months ago and contains a litany of shit that never came to fruition but this is the one!
Q is pee, pee is Q. You are like 2 for 100 bud, just like those butt****s.
I think Gaetz gets arrested after the angel sounds the fifth trumpet. Right after the scorpion-tailed warhorse locusts that have a man's face with lion's teeth and long, flowing hair that billows when they fly with their locust-like wings.
Right after that Gaetz is frog marched into Hell.
Hopefully sooner than later.
That said, what if the girlfriend testifies she lied about her age, and Gaetz believed she was 18? The sugardaddy website requires everyone involved to be at least 18.
We all might be disappointed. I don't pay attention to Chis twitter sources. They have become so disappointing.
That said, what if the girlfriend testifies she lied about her age, and Gaetz believed she was 18? The sugardaddy website requires everyone involved to be at least 18.
We all might be disappointed. I don't pay attention to Chis twitter sources. They have become so disappointing.
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This is going to be the best thread of all time on the day Gaetz is finally arrested.
I have a bottle of 18-year Macallan on standby for the special day.
I have a bottle of 18-year Macallan on standby for the special day.
The only reason you have a semi boner is because he has an R in front of his name.Facts!!
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That's a derpier derp from a typical derper than I've seen in some time.
My issues with Gaetz have zero to do with the political party he's in and 100 percent to do with the fact he is literal human scum.
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First of all, because he's a wealthy white congresscritter, I doubt he is ever "arrested."
How about this, if Gaetz is ever INDICTED for a crime involving a minor and sexual behavior, that is a "win" for me. We probably also need a timeline for when if he's not indicted, we declare you a winner. The wheels of justice, obviously, grind slow, so maybe 18 months from today?
Wager would be if Gaetz is indicted for anything related to sexual behavior with a minor within the next 18 months (July 12, 2023 is exactly 18 months from today) I win. If he's still roaming around acting like an asshat and hasn't been indicted you win.
Now, what are the prizes/punishments for winning/losing?
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