****Official Super Bowl Thread****

[noleclone2]

I never realized until now that Jesus had a foot fetish.

 

[HawkBall23]

The commercials used to be a really good part of the whole SB experience.

Anymore I just want back to the game action ASAP.

 

[SeaPA]

Any of you fellas know that Purdy was the last guy taken in the draft?

No way.

 

[Moral]

Third Superbowl as a referee. He Must be good at following the script.

 

[HawkBall23]

Love all the extra pushing/shoving by defenses after the play is whistled dead, and knocking the ball out of hands.

Real tough guys. Super impressed.

 

[SeaPA]

Who was the chick in the mountain dew commercial

 

[Moral]

Who was the chick in the mountain dew commercial

Aubrey Plaza

 

[millah_22]

Keep sacking Mahomes until he's traded.

 

[millah_22]

I never realized until now that Jesus had a foot fetish.

that whole commercial was just ai generated by the minions

 

[SeaPA]

Aubrey Plaza

Huh?

BTW, GET OFF MY LAWN

 

[TennNole17]

Huh?

BTW, GET OFF MY LAWN

She’s a dry humor type actress, was in Parks and Rec

 

[TennNole17]

Temu is trash

 

[millah_22]

"let my cream hydrate"

 

[Thunderlips71]

Chiefs look flat. Don’t like where this is headed.

 

[Moral]

She’s a dry humor type actress, was in Parks and Rec

She shares a birthday with Nick Offerman on June 26 as well as multiple time HORT POTY @Moral

 

[TennNole17]

She shares a birthday with Nick Offerman on June 26 as well as multiple time HORT POTY @Moral

All good people.

 

[millah_22]

someone should score

 

[wausauhawk]

Is this the Super Bowl or an 11am Big Ten West showdown?

 

[millah_22]

when brits try to talk sports:

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[Moral]

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That's how I feel about Hawkeye night games.

 

[millah_22]

I wish I was that starry straw

 

[millah_22]

was that the weapon of choice staircase?

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[Moral]

I wish I was that starry straw

I have been calling that stuff "Slarry" for months now.

 

[Moral]

was that the weapon of choice staircase?

An owl?

 

[Masterprime]

 

[millah_22]

****, why did HORT tell me to put a field goal will not be the first points scored.

I JUST LOST $75!!!!

 

[HawkBall23]

That was an ok kick by Moody.

He's no Gronk, but he's alright.

 

[Moral]

The cheerleaders need to cover their belly buttons.

 

[SeaPA]

If I had eaten a couple of gummies that gummy Nerds commercial would have been awesome

 

[HawkBall23]

2 DBs there and still completes that.

Yucky D.

 

[Moral]

This is better on the Nickelodeon broadcast.

 

[millah_22]

HAHAHAHA get rekt KC

 

[HawkBall23]

Dat's a fumblerooski!

 

[SeaPA]

****, why did HORT tell me to put a field goal will not be the first points scored.

I JUST LOST $75!!!!

See post 59.

 

[millah_22]

that girlfriend really did him dirty by not warning him he'd be the only person wearing blue

 

[ConvenientParking]

20 years since wardrobe malfunction. I wonder what NFL has planned for occasion

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[QChawks]

 

[HawkeyeHitman]

A lovely tribute to Carl Weathers.