One thing (among a few) Florida does well

[The Tradition]

 

[Moral]

Melanoma?

 

[HROT]

In my experience, that’s a tourist burn. The locals have more of a “I do this for a living” leathery thing.
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[The Tradition]

Melanoma?

Sunburn lines are sooooo hot.

 

[The Tradition]

NSB is a quaint drinking town with a shark problem....

 

[goldmom]

NSB is a quaint drinking town with a shark problem....

One of my favorite spots left in FL

 

[goldmom]

In my experience, that’s a tourist burn. The locals have more of a “I do this for a living” leathery thing.
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Sadly a favorite topic of conversation here is “Do you like your dermatologist?”

 

[Tenacious E]

I don’t know about that. But damn people take the beaches for granted. Hundreds of miles of pristine beaches.

 

[The Tradition]

One of my favorite spots left in FL

The last time I was there one of the main strip restaurants was charging $19.99 for a grouper sandwich.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

So....I'm I supposed to be impressed If so........f. fawda

 

[The Tradition]

So....I'm I supposed to be impressed If so........f. fawda

And the most-impressive thing about Iowa is.... corn?

I'll take sunburnt hotties over corn any day of the week.

 

[fakenewsking]

Wife does the thong lines, but not as well, as she like ¼ Asian.

 

[Tenacious E]

And the most-impressive thing about Iowa is.... corn?

I'll take sunburnt hotties over corn any day of the week.

I would say per capita the northern states have more hot people. You have too many olds. If you want to feel short and mildly attractive, hang out in Minneapolis amongst the all of the Nordic people. Iowa has some of them and lots of Germans. More average sized people.

 

[Tenacious E]

Wife does the thong lines, but not as well, as she like ¼ Asian.

Perma tan.

 

[Tenacious E]

The last time I was there one of the main strip restaurants was charging $19.99 for a grouper sandwich.

A $20 sandwich doesn’t offend me at the moment.

 

[KFsdisciple]

Sadly a favorite topic of conversation here is “Do you like your dermatologist?”

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

And the most-impressive thing about Iowa is.... corn?

I'll take sunburnt hotties over corn any day of the week.

You’ve never seen the girls coming out of the corn fields sweaty and sunburnt after a day of detasseling, needing pollen picked from their cleavage?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]