Package delivery at its finest.

[THE_DEVIL]

It really is amazing when you think about it. Especially when you are an "oldster" like me who remembers 3-6 week delivery time disclaimers back in the day. My order was placed at 6:00 pm and on the doorstep at 11:i4 the next day.


10/03/2015 - Saturday
11:14 am Delivered
OTTUMWA, IA

Left at front door. Package delivered to recipient address - release authorized
8:40 am On FedEx vehicle for delivery
MT. PLEASANT, IA

8:29 am At local FedEx facility
MT. PLEASANT, IA

5:43 am At destination sort facility
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA

4:30 am Departed FedEx location
MEMPHIS, TN

10/02/2015 - Friday
6:16 pm Picked up
IRVING, TX

4:07 pm Shipment information sent to FedE

 

[Funky Bunch]

The excitement level for a delivery screams buttplug. Amirite?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

The excitement level for a delivery screams buttplug. Amirite?

"On counsel’s advice, I invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment not to answer, on the grounds I may incriminate myself."

 

[ottumwan in tx]

so, the amazon folks are talking local delivery now in an hour, sort of like uber. using folks with their own private cars. but oit knows what is up: they want to get rid of cars eventually and use drones. they want us to forfeit our cars. but they will never forfeit their drones.

 

[Catfish_ Crazy]

The excitement level for a delivery screams buttplug. Amirite?

more like peen enlargement cream

 

[moral_victory]

The excitement level for a delivery screams buttplug. Amirite?

Buttplugs don't seem fully worthy of Satan. We are talking Dragon dildo territory.

 

[naturalmwa]

Not one picture of a fine package. This place is going to hell.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

more like peen enlargement cream

Nah, I've been married long enough that MRS_THE_DEVIL (no pic) doesn't mind how much or how big she gets.

 

[HotelAlphaWilcoKilo]

Thanks, guys. Because you're predictably lazy and think it's "amazing!" to get shit like paper towels delivered to your hovels, Seattle is overrun with Autistic blobs and their sociopath MBA overlords.

Imagine a concentration of 40K selfish ***** with the worst balance of arrogant, purchasing power-having, table-top- gaming drone-owning Aspergery social retards swarming your city. Or, just imagine 40K stevenpatricks.

Every time your lazy ass orders another piece of shit from Amazon, you have enabled one more stevenpatrick to breathe.

 

[naturalmwa]

Nah, I've been married long enough that MRS_THE_DEVIL (no pic) doesn't mind how much or how big she gets.

That happens?

 

[lucas80]

OP lives in Ottumwa? Probably a delivery of designer meth.

 

[HawkEngineer]

Thanks, guys. Because you're predictably lazy and think it's "amazing!" to get shit like paper towels delivered to your hovels, Seattle is overrun with Autistic blobs and their sociopath MBA overlords.

Imagine a concentration of 40K selfish ***** with the worst balance of arrogant, purchasing power-having, table-top- gaming drone-owning Aspergery social retards swarming your city. Or, just imagine 40K stevenpatricks.

Every time your lazy ass orders another piece of shit from Amazon, you have enabled one more stevenpatrick to breathe.

But they delivered diapers to us on a Sunday! I'll take my chances since I'm not in Seattle

 

[Chewback]

On the plus side, it seems to be a good way to keep all the stevenpatricks in Seattle.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

OP lives in Ottumwa? Probably a delivery of designer meth.

That's the amazing part.
It actually made it to my house!
And no, its not meth.
That's all I saying about it though.