Please advise

[torbee]

I’ve gained 15 pounds or so. Eating disorders are difficult man. When I was going thru my divorce I weighed in the 120’s. It’s been a challenge.

i got about 20 pounds I’m willing to give away. It’s prime lower back love handle fat 🙂

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I've always categorized you as one of the 3 most honest and genuine posters on this board, so you got that going for you...which is nice...

Who is the third?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I was shoeless when this interaction happened Miss Birch. So the nice shoes = didn’t quite work out.

If she spoke to you for 30 min while you were imitating your best Frodo Baggins you have a decent shot.

 

[millah_22]

OP, try this pick up line

 

[McLovin32]

OP, try this pick up line

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[millah_22]

Well well well if it isn’t the manager of Red Robin

 

[DeangeloVickers]

Might be a bit of a red flag, eh?

This is superficial, but attraction is a component to a partnership IMO. I’m guessing if she wasn’t attractive I wouldn’t be asking the question.

Let's say you take her out a few times and things go well and it progresses into a meaningful relationship. At that point you could likely have an honest convo with her about her dominating conversations and who knows, she might be able to fix it. My guess is she's lonely and a bit uncomfortable talking to you so she rambles on a bit. I wouldn't let it stop you from pursuing things if there aren't other major red flags.

 

[SolarHawk]

So has op PIITB yet?

 

[millah_22]

So has op PIITB yet?

 

[The Tradition]

Who is the third?

Me.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Me.

You, me, and Jelly. Makes sense.

 

[The Tradition]

You, me, and Jelly. Makes sense.

Honestly, Torbee is the most transparent poster on the board. I think he's the only one who has revealed his true identity.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Can't you find someone at those odd ball music concerts you attend who have at least the same taste in music that you do or are they all a big sausage fest...

 

[torbee]

Honestly, Torbee is the most transparent poster on the board. I think he's the only one who has revealed his true identity.

And I'm an asshole in real life!

 

[CLUB215]

Being very talkative is often a giveaway that the person is nervous in your presence or even that they’re interested in you and they hope that talking proves they’re not an introverted bump on a log.
Give it a shot and see what happens. Good luck!

Or it's a sign of a narcissist

 

[TennNole17]

Are there more school shootings or teacher diddlers these days, sheesh

 

[swagsurfer02]

And I'm an asshole in real life!

It’s true, that dude is ass……



*i mean an asshole 😏

 

[tumorboy]

My dick died last night. Mind if I bury it in you.. ——Doug Benson

 

[TennNole17]

Whats the update Jelly

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Whats the update Jelly

I have so much PTSD from the Brian Ferentz era that I read this as “What’s the upside, Jelly?”.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

What ever happened to Soybean’s hot SIL? We need to hook her up with @jellyfish10 or vice versa. He can take her for a boat ride and she can take him for an anal cruise.

 

[SolarHawk]

@jellyfish10 you locked up in a sex dungeon or what brah?

 

[Joes Place]

@jellyfish10 you locked up in a sex dungeon or what brah?

OD'd on Viagra....

Or, in the ER due to an erection lasting longer than 6 hrs...

 

[jellyfish10]

@jellyfish10 you locked up in a sex dungeon or what brah?

Oh no. She has stopped over twice since I posted the thread. Same thing. Jabber, jabber, jabber. My son was there the last time and she did the same thing to him. But there is a new development…she told me she has a BF! I can’t fvcking win for losing but I suppose it’s a blessing.

 

[The Tradition]

Oh no. She has stopped over twice since I posted the thread. Same thing. Jabber, jabber, jabber. My son was there the last time and she did the same thing to him. But there is a new development…she told me she has a BF! I can’t fvcking win for losing but I suppose it’s a blessing.

BooThisMan.gif

What a terrible ending to this thread.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Hans81]

I have been single for some time now. I had hoped to reconcile with a no pic x but apparently that ship has sailed. I’m in my late 40’s have no desire to use an app to meet a potential partner.

My no pic neighbor is roughly my age, smart, social and quite attractive. Since I know that any chance of reconciliation with my x is essentially gone, I have thought about asking this woman to go for a walk, meet for a drink, etc. Here’s the rub, in my limited experience with her, she never shuts up. She was walking her dogs this morning, she saw me and stopped to chat. She talked for a half hour straight without taking a breath and the majority of the time, I had no clue wtf she was talking about.

So do I ask her to do something in hopes she has a different gear? Do I continue to wait for my x? Or do I move along and hope the right person is out there?

I’m expecting some well thought out, rational, sound advice from you knuckle dragging trogs. TIA.

Bang your neighbor; she may shut up then. 😉

 

[lonestar50]

Oh no. She has stopped over twice since I posted the thread. Same thing. Jabber, jabber, jabber. My son was there the last time and she did the same thing to him. But there is a new development…she told me she has a BF! I can’t fvcking win for losing but I suppose it’s a blessing.

Maybe he's a cuck and wants to just watch you nail his girlfriend

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Oh no. She has stopped over twice since I posted the thread. Same thing. Jabber, jabber, jabber. My son was there the last time and she did the same thing to him. But there is a new development…she told me she has a BF! I can’t fvcking win for losing but I suppose it’s a blessing.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Do you not enjoy the single life?

 

[jellyfish10]

BooThisMan.gif

What a terrible ending to this thread.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

God you are such a chode.

 

[SolarHawk]

Oh no. She has stopped over twice since I posted the thread. Same thing. Jabber, jabber, jabber. My son was there the last time and she did the same thing to him. But there is a new development…she told me she has a BF! I can’t fvcking win for losing but I suppose it’s a blessing.

Bro, the game isn’t over. She wants that diock, let the chess match commence!

 

[cidhawkeye]

Bro, the game isn’t over. She wants that diock, let the chess match commence!

True, be there when the bf blows her off because his golf game lasts late into the night and she needs some ‘companionship’

 

[The Tradition]

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Oh no. She has stopped over twice since I posted the thread. Same thing. Jabber, jabber, jabber. My son was there the last time and she did the same thing to him. But there is a new development…she told me she has a BF! I can’t fvcking win for losing but I suppose it’s a blessing.

Just cause there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score