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- Thread starter jellyfish10
- Start date
Here’s the plan, Jelly: text your neighbor with invitation to meet for a drink.
Attach a picture of your weiner with a firm warning that, should she yap incessantly during the date you will have no choice but to insert said weiner into her mouth to shut her up.
If she’s relatively quiet during your date then “mission accomplished”. If she clucks the entire time tune it out and get ready to enjoy the blowjob.
Attach a picture of your weiner with a firm warning that, should she yap incessantly during the date you will have no choice but to insert said weiner into her mouth to shut her up.
If she’s relatively quiet during your date then “mission accomplished”. If she clucks the entire time tune it out and get ready to enjoy the blowjob.
The first time I met the woman who would become my no pic SiL, she talked non-stop for an hour. I was sure my brother would dump her...he had two other girlfriends at the time. Thirty-five years later, they're still married with two successful grown kids.
No, she never shut up and my (younger) brother had a stroke three years ago. It was a mild one as those things go but still...
No, she never shut up and my (younger) brother had a stroke three years ago. It was a mild one as those things go but still...
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That’s not enough houses.
I’m not active in the dating scene but know people that are. I think Tinder is more for hookups and other sites like Bumble are for real relationships
I like perusing these threads to remind me to be thankful for my 27 year marriage.
She might just really like you and was nervous...hence the diarrhea mouth.
I'd give it a shot.
Go for it,.. If you enjoy her company, great. If not, just let it go,.. Don't ever pretend to be something you're not...
Holding out hope bc I want to be together but she’s just letting me twist in the wind…not a sign that she has any desire to be together.
Dated a girl many years ago (no pic, pre-cell phones). She was drop dead gorgeous and had a great body. Took her to pound town a couple of times, but eventually I had to bail because she would never shut up. As in when we talked on the phone it would be minimum one hour (and I hate talking on the phone, or talking in general).
I still think about her sometimes tho. Looked her up on FB and she's still fine. But her husband looks like he wants to kill himself.
I still think about her sometimes tho. Looked her up on FB and she's still fine. But her husband looks like he wants to kill himself.
Sorry to hear of your past eating struggles Jelly, glad you’ve got it somewhat under control.
I know we haven’t seen each other in years, and you went full hippie since, but I always thought you were a good looking dude. I agree with other posters that she is obviously interested in you, and maybe it was just nerves that made her so talkative. No harm in asking her to go on a walk or get a drink somewhere. If you guys don’t hit it off, no biggie, at least you won’t have any second thoughts about not doing it. Good luck!
Would appreciate any brown eye pics.(Her’s not yours!)
I know we haven’t seen each other in years, and you went full hippie since, but I always thought you were a good looking dude. I agree with other posters that she is obviously interested in you, and maybe it was just nerves that made her so talkative. No harm in asking her to go on a walk or get a drink somewhere. If you guys don’t hit it off, no biggie, at least you won’t have any second thoughts about not doing it. Good luck!
Would appreciate any brown eye pics.(Her’s not yours!)
Then it’s not meant to be. Hookers, my friend. No need to listen.
Man I got through the entire first page of replies without anyone saying the obvious. She can’t talk if your d is in her mouth.
What are you waiting for?!!
Seriously, if she’s chatty she might like you. So as others have said tell her you’re going somewhere next time you see her and ask if she wants to join you. If she’s still annoys you there then go back to my original obvious answer above. Good luck.
What are you waiting for?!!
Seriously, if she’s chatty she might like you. So as others have said tell her you’re going somewhere next time you see her and ask if she wants to join you. If she’s still annoys you there then go back to my original obvious answer above. Good luck.
How long were you two together and what caused the split? Is there another rooster in the hen house?
fck her. You're good enough, smart enough and gosh darnit people like you.
Never hurts to go grab a drink, OP. The only way it turns negative is if there are emotions involved….or if she’s effing crazy.
Is the ex in question the lady you chose to go hang with instead of having beers with me after your son’s football game at Prairie?! 🤨
Is the ex in question the lady you chose to go hang with instead of having beers with me after your son’s football game at Prairie?! 🤨
Oh man. I’m not seeing anyone, no clue if she is. We were together about 4 years. She was losing her mom to cancer and it just became toxic.
Just so everyone is aware, if you match and then meet someone on Tinder, they're automatically giving you consent to bang them. Consent begins at app download.
Need more details.
X girlfriend? X wife?
What's the scoop? How long has it been? Who broke up with who? Reason(s) for the breakup?
Still communicate or see said X?
You are both older adults so just…wine her, dine her, 69 her.
You need unbridled break up sex to get your mind clear.
You need unbridled break up sex to get your mind clear.
Truth be known Jelly,.. Tap this and your X will be back on you like white on rice...
Either that or have two chicks throwing roadkill in my yard, keying my truck, and slashing my tires instead of just one.
That is also a very distinct possibility...
Need to work on either your break up skills…….. or don’t date bat sh*t crazy
Make sure there is a clear, and decisive split between you and ex before pursuing any new tail. Especially if ex has any crazy. And definitely don't pursue new tail to get exes attention, or you get that roadkill yard sitch you mentioned
Ahh, so outside forces. Grief is definitely a formidable foe. There could be reconciliation there.
It’s been almost 3 years since I moved out but we have remained in close-ish contact. I would do almost anything to reconcile, but I’m also a dumbfvck.
So try it with shoes the next time.
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